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what I spend 90% of my "work" day many people, do you suppose, actually work at their job? How many actually earn a paycheck? I certainly don't. I'm not proud of it. It's pathetic, in fact. Thank God for sites like this that can keep me amused for hours.
Five minutes after I arrive at work, I can commence wasting time.
by fuckface October 14, 2003
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May 18 Word of the Day
When you think up something brilliantly righteous while baked.
X: I had this great highdea last night
Y: You clearly were philosopher stoned.
by TripleWest September 03, 2012
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what most people do on this site, while giving bullshit definitions or definitions which don't make any sense; with horrible punctuation, and run on sentances with no grammer. The context of these definitions are usually opinion based and racist, or simply hateful on a certain person whom is most likely better off than them; or banging someone much hotter.
Mike Jones
1)i fucking hate this guy omgomg somene plz tell him he sucks like seriously what a lazy rapper!!L0L!1omg
2)who is mije kones lolzz!11
by lil wyte January 26, 2005
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Currently you're wasting time while reading this. The fuck your doing here go outside, or just beat your dick off you bastard. Seriously, you are wasting your time(see what I did there) by reading this. Go get a girlfriend or boyfriend if you sway that way. Seriously now, shoo. I'm just kidding, keep reading this. Just kidding, get off Urban Dictionary and finally beat Dark Souls.
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by AsianSanta October 11, 2019
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If you have to, or if you are thinking about how you should or could be packing your snap, you are wasting your time.
wasting time

Andy, hey derek, how should I pack my base nug? umm I think a tri-base nug should be sufficient... hey derek, how does this look? looks good... hey derek, how does this look? uhhhhh good...
by og smoker 805 October 07, 2009
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literally what you are doing right now. if you're like me, your probably bored out of your mind while in a zoom call for art and are on the urban dictionary cuz you're an idiot and have nothing better to do. end my suffering, please.
person 1: lol I'm fucking bored I'm just going to go on to the urban dictionary and waste time that I could use to be productive
person 2: good choice I love wasting time!
by RRRILEY May 05, 2020
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