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assmibilate

Verb. (derived from the root word SMIB) After living in St Mary's County in Southern Maryland for some length of time, you decide to conform or adjust to the customs, attitudes, traditions, style, etc. of Southern Maryland and the people that live there (refer to "SMIB"). For example: Drinking 10oz cans of beer, the game cornhole, throwing horseshoes, softball (AKA "ball"), The Tiki Bar, own a boat/RV, driving slow in the left lane, believe that more tattoos are better, have an "In Loving Memory" memorial on the back window of your vehicle, or put Old Bay seasoning on everything.
Used to describe when people not born in Southern Maryland have learned to appreciate the finer points of St. Mary's County.
After living Patuxent River for several years, we have decided to retire and assmibilate here.
by OP1 March 5, 2013
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A combination of noun and verb describing the simultaneous action of changing to and state of being latex. Of or having the quality of being covered in latex. Coined by Mike Watson February 1, 2010.
You will be assimilatex.
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We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
by TokJK September 8, 2006
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Assimilate

1. To gather ideas in order to understand a subject.

2. To tie a subject to a multitude of other ideas and references.
I showed a kid a cup and a picture of two girls playing. And he began to assimilate.
by Sp00per February 20, 2018
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Assimilation isn't living together as friends, it never was.
1) The guy/girl trying to assimilate you was never your friend. You're divided from him/her for a good reason.

2) The guy didnt assimilate to people not from his neighborhood, it was his neighborhood, not theirs.
by Solid Mantis November 6, 2020
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What the Borg does in startrek, destroying difference among people in order to make the perfect society. What Jews had to do in antisemitic Europe in the 19th century. What every minority is expected to do.
”We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated."
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To fit in with the Americans around you or go the fuck back where you came from.
Nick to cab driver: "You just passed the turn you idiot.. you need to assimilate. I am not paying you an extra dollar. Here is $25.
by Golden Frog June 23, 2009
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