assgrit

any matter that is stuck between the left and right buttock, particularly coarse material that makes it uncomfortable to walk, sit, or perform daily tasks.

Guy 1: Dude stop scratching your ass when I'm around.
Guy2: Sorry man, after I went to the beach yesterday I got a lot of assgrit stuck between my cheeks.

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After using the bathroom Dave felt uncomfortable when he realized there was still some assgrit lingering.

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Sand is a common type of assgrit.

assgrit by Mr. Jenkins FoShizzle December 21, 2010

Assgriculture 

Inserting an already grown vegetable, such as a potato, in one’s ass, hoping it will grow, using the natural fertilizer provided by the fresh human and fecal compost already present.

My assggriculting cousin wants to grow potatoes using assgriculture. He’s inserted the potato last week, and is expecting results soon.

Assgriculture by TartinoBurr December 26, 2018

assritis 

arthritis of the ass (i.e. the tailbone).
quite literally a pain in the ass.

My assritis is acting up from sitting on this hard chair all day.

assritis by txblueyes April 19, 2011

asstritch 

an arrogant person whose pompous ignorance is so exctreme that faced with a real life situation the only thing the know how to do is to submerge their head into their own ass much like an ostrich in a hole

Clinton is an asstritch

asstritch by Patrick..... August 24, 2010

assurity 

How "sure" you are on a particular subject

My assurity is low on how successful rocket boots will be.

assurity by William M. Buttlicker February 7, 2009

assurito 

the basic smell of a mexican...ass and burritos put together

hmm...smells like assuritos...where's the mexican??

assurito by how bout i don't put my name October 12, 2003

assurito 

The act of shoving your hand in your anus in order to clear out a clogged turd. It's thrown upon the floor violently and sounds as if a burrito had just fallen off a table

The pain was too great for Steve when he couldn't motivate a bowel movement. He decided an assurito was the only way out of his predicament and plunged his hand deep until his colon was once again free.

assurito by digitaldevil August 27, 2007