asstritch 

an arrogant person whose pompous ignorance is so exctreme that faced with a real life situation the only thing the know how to do is to submerge their head into their own ass much like an ostrich in a hole

Clinton is an asstritch

asstritch by Patrick..... August 24, 2010

The Asstric Bypass 

The rapid thrusting of a penis through the buttcrack while avoiding penetration; like a hotdog sliding in and out of a bun. See also Appalachian Mundungus

The Asstric Bypass is a good compromise because I love the booty, but she doesn't want to do anal.

The Asstric Bypass by Thomas Frick March 26, 2008

asstrickery 

(n) Feats of non-intuitive acumen; the use of non-obvious approaches to problems that are figuratively pulled from the ass of the person who conceives them.

His clever use of the Separating Hyperplane Theorem to derive the boundary of a convex set was quite a piece of asstrickery. We never would have thought to use that ourselves.

asstrickery by asstrickster December 9, 2008

assbitcher

ass + bitch or aidan murphy

you assbitcher

assbitcher by mboy321 April 28, 2016

austritch 

An austritch is just an Australian bitch, like flat-ass Miranda Kerr or the hapless Naomi Watts, or the ruined and brain-damaged Nicole Kidman.

Miranda Kerr is an austritch.

She should be flogged.

austritch by jacques asse August 16, 2010

son of an assbitch 

A derogatory term, which denotes that one's father is a homosexual, and happens to be the catcher.

"Hey man, lemme get some of your tater tots."

"Fuck off, you sorry son of an assbitch."

son of an assbitch by mcklucker October 8, 2007

Assbitch 

Someone who is whiny, annoying, self-centered, and generally just a jerk; can describe a male or female, but it's funnier when it's a guy.

"Taro can be a real assbitch sometimes."

Assbitch by HomicidaLxFisH October 20, 2004