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Scottish Slang: An idiot. Someone who's daft in the head. Has little grip on reality.

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an ex-girlfiend: "I'm sorry for all the things I've said and done to you. I really want you back and I only did that because I was confused. Will you take me back?"

you: "Piss of ya rocket. I'm trying to get fired into your pal."
by BuckfastTonicWine April 21, 2003
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In the poker variant of Texas Hold 'em, Rockets refers to having two aces as your hole cards. This is usually seen as the holy grail of hold 'em hands and wins a very large majority of the time. Yet, seen by many neophytes as a terrible hand because 'they always get drawn out'. Chances you receive aces as your hole cards are .45%.

Other nicknames for Rockets include: Pocket Rockets, Aces, Bullets, American Airlines, Teepees, Snake Eyes, Alan Alda, 4.0, Jack Daniels
Layne reraised Scotty $6000 after he peeked down at Rockets
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A girl who is so eye-wateringly attractive, that all adjectives which may be used to describe her flounder at the attempt, and of whom upon a mere fleeting glance causes:

gays and other females to spontaneously combust in a flash of light due to infinite jealous rage.

the propulsion of any proper man's member into the atmosphere at a grotesquely incredible rate not unlike that of the namesake itself.
My, that woman is an absolute rocket. I do hope that my poor sod of a wife may never glance upon her.
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An exceptionally copious amount of dipping tobacco. Used especially when said dip is Grizzly or "the Grizz".
I had a long, hard drive ahead of me, so I popped in a rocket, turned up the Hayes Carll cd and put the pedal down.
by Fast Eddie Hall April 20, 2008
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"Guys, I spotted a whole swarm of rockets on my run this morning. Must've been the swim team."

1:"Was she cute?"
2:"Hells yeah, son, she was a total rocket."

"This town must have a rocket factory somewhere, these girls are beautiful!"
by Chandler1984 March 15, 2009
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