assritis 

arthritis of the ass (i.e. the tailbone).
quite literally a pain in the ass.

My assritis is acting up from sitting on this hard chair all day.

assritis by txblueyes April 19, 2011

Assitis 

Inflammation in the ass

“Did baby girl get l an butt implants or does she have assitis cause she kinda thicccccc!”

Assitis by ClappinCoronaCheeks69 March 29, 2021

Assitis 

Person who demonstrates cruel and mean spirited inflammatory behavior either knowingly or through stupidity.

Lately he has a a bad case of assitis

Assitis by Wokeamerican June 12, 2023

Assitis 

A condition where one can only survive by getting sent an ass pic once per day

1: Dude I can’t believe I got assitis.
2: Sorry to hear that.
1: Why u sorry I get to see ass pics every day

Assitis by Pimpofallsimps March 12, 2024

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019