assurito 

the basic smell of a mexican...ass and burritos put together

hmm...smells like assuritos...where's the mexican??

assurito by how bout i don't put my name October 12, 2003

assurito 

The act of shoving your hand in your anus in order to clear out a clogged turd. It's thrown upon the floor violently and sounds as if a burrito had just fallen off a table

The pain was too great for Steve when he couldn't motivate a bowel movement. He decided an assurito was the only way out of his predicament and plunged his hand deep until his colon was once again free.

assurito by digitaldevil August 27, 2007

assurito 

What a mexican smells like. A mix between ass and burrito.

Damn, that mexican smells like assurito. He must be alergic to soap and water.

assurito by Cody October 12, 2003

assurity 

How "sure" you are on a particular subject

My assurity is low on how successful rocket boots will be.

assurity by William M. Buttlicker February 7, 2009

Asurito 

The Mixture Between Weeb and Roblox Player AKA Asuna and Kirito in 1 Name, who ever owns this name is unsure of his/her/it gender is trying to pretend to be both genders to find which she/he/it is.

Wow have you see that Asurito? No one one knows if it even has a gender

Asurito by Asurito is gay July 8, 2019