Definitions by TartinoBurr
Butthole Opener
What is my cousin doing pulling his pants down and putting his beer in his asscrack? Oh, he is using his Butthole Opener!
Butthole Opener by TartinoBurr December 26, 2018
Assgriculture
Inserting an already grown vegetable, such as a potato, in one’s ass, hoping it will grow, using the natural fertilizer provided by the fresh human and fecal compost already present.
My assggriculting cousin wants to grow potatoes using assgriculture. He’s inserted the potato last week, and is expecting results soon.
Assgriculture by TartinoBurr December 26, 2018
Scuba-Shitting
Taking one’s tuba, and sticking it in thyne anus, then proceeding to defecate in the said snorkel, in attempt to make the snorkeler breathe the excrements, ultimately leading the permanent respiratory problems due to the poor air quality of the human waste.
Felix is scuba-shitting in his cousin’s snorkel.
« Ha, my cousin will perish! »-Félix
« What is my cousin doing putting my scuba in his anus?.. Oh, he is scuba-shitting! »
« Ha, my cousin will perish! »-Félix
« What is my cousin doing putting my scuba in his anus?.. Oh, he is scuba-shitting! »
Scuba-Shitting by TartinoBurr December 26, 2018
Tartine au beurre
Someone that falls from an inflatable pyramid and bounces on the bottom of the pyramid to then bounce in a lake.
Tartine au beurre by TartinoBurr December 26, 2018