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verb: to distort the semantics of a situation for desired result
My girlfriend was pissed at me for cheating, but I Clintoned the argument. I mean, "cheating" could mean "not cheating".
by samd12345 January 15, 2008
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Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.
I felt deep sonder thinking about the all the people who looked up this word along with me.
by rednos January 10, 2013
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Toking on a joint without inhaling.
I was stoned out of my gourd already so when the doob came back around I pulled a Clinton.

by comrademx September 06, 2008
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To deny to an audience that you had sexual relations with a woman. This term is only used if the person is lying, replicating the words of Bill Clinton.
Steve: Yo Chris I heard you got head from Jen last night in the boy's locker room!

Brooke: Ew Chris thats disgusting!

Chris: No guys thats not true I did not get head from her!

Steve: Dude, everyone knows you got it. Stop pulling a Clinton.
by Agatster April 02, 2009
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Semen produced through engaging in oral sex.
1) Wipe that clinton off your chin.

2) Monica had clinton stains on her dress and had to send it to the cleaners.
by quaoar April 01, 2006
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(n) Town in central Massachusetts with the unique distinction of having the most bars per capita of any community in the United States.
"Hey, is Angie's in Clinton still in business? That's a great bar!"
by KazamaSmokers August 05, 2006
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A horrible, horrible small town in East Tennessee, also known as Hicktown. Everyone knows everyone's business. It's hard to keep anything from anyone in Clinton. Everyone's either on meth, smokes pot, crack, pregnant, or all the above. It's a town full of shit talkers, those who will never say it to your face. Two high schools, a middle school, and a few elementary schools. It's a horrible place to attend any school, and I wish you good luck in the future if you're from here, likely you will have no future. Lots of fake people. Everyone ends up working at McDonalds, Food City, Ingles, or Kmart, there is no escape. No where to hang but Hoskins, the center, McDonalds, or the Wal Mart parking lot. No one here speaks proper English. A common town for your husband/wife/bf/gf to sleep with their cousin's sister's mother's daughter's brother. Trust me, you don't want to be here.
job interviewer:Where'd you graduate from high school?
a sad Clinton kid:Clinton.
by lollylolly2010 January 11, 2011
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