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verb: to distort the semantics of a situation for desired result
My girlfriend was pissed at me for cheating, but I Clintoned the argument. I mean, "cheating" could mean "not cheating".
by samd12345 January 15, 2008
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To deny to an audience that you had sexual relations with a woman. This term is only used if the person is lying, replicating the words of Bill Clinton.
Steve: Yo Chris I heard you got head from Jen last night in the boy's locker room!

Brooke: Ew Chris thats disgusting!

Chris: No guys thats not true I did not get head from her!

Steve: Dude, everyone knows you got it. Stop pulling a Clinton.
by Agatster April 02, 2009
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Semen produced through engaging in oral sex.
1) Wipe that clinton off your chin.

2) Monica had clinton stains on her dress and had to send it to the cleaners.
by quaoar April 01, 2006
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(n) Town in central Massachusetts with the unique distinction of having the most bars per capita of any community in the United States.
"Hey, is Angie's in Clinton still in business? That's a great bar!"
by KazamaSmokers August 05, 2006
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A horrible, horrible small town in East Tennessee, also known as Hicktown. Everyone knows everyone's business. It's hard to keep anything from anyone in Clinton. Everyone's either on meth, smokes pot, crack, pregnant, or all the above. It's a town full of shit talkers, those who will never say it to your face. Two high schools, a middle school, and a few elementary schools. It's a horrible place to attend any school, and I wish you good luck in the future if you're from here, likely you will have no future. Lots of fake people. Everyone ends up working at McDonalds, Food City, Ingles, or Kmart, there is no escape. No where to hang but Hoskins, the center, McDonalds, or the Wal Mart parking lot. No one here speaks proper English. A common town for your husband/wife/bf/gf to sleep with their cousin's sister's mother's daughter's brother. Trust me, you don't want to be here.
job interviewer:Where'd you graduate from high school?
a sad Clinton kid:Clinton.
job interviewer:Ohh..........next?
by lollylolly2010 January 11, 2011
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The new name given to a historically rich area of Manhattan still known today as Hell's Kitchen in order to improve upon the image of that area, which is still a piece of shit today
Calling Hell's Kitchen Clinton is not going to make it look any better.
by ritechus September 11, 2005
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