"all slogans suck except this one". Alternatively "all soundbites suck except this one". Essentially a rejection of any and all soundbites/slogans/catchphrase on the premise that they all push an oversimplified or casuist view of the world.
Can be used seriously or ironically.
Can be used seriously or ironically.
Skinhead Nazi: "We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children"
Sane person: "Fuck that"
Skinhead Nazi: "What you think white children don't deserve a future?"
Sane person: "Your slogan oversimplifies reality and your ignoring the facts that it's used as a justification for genocide of non-whites. Asseto"
Sane person: "Fuck that"
Skinhead Nazi: "What you think white children don't deserve a future?"
Sane person: "Your slogan oversimplifies reality and your ignoring the facts that it's used as a justification for genocide of non-whites. Asseto"
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by Mr. Quackens February 26, 2017
Get the liquidate the assets mug.An asstoy is a male 'slut' who takes it all up in his ass, enjoying every minute of it. An asstoy always tries to provoke older gay people, rapers, etc. by bending over or dropping his pants and whatnot. Never pay an asstoy for his services, that would be considered as an insult to him!
Dude_1: Hey, why are you bending over like that, while there's a pedophile right across the street watching you?
Asstoy: Because my shoelaces are loose. Hihi.
Dude_1: Riiiiight...
Dude_2: Don't listen to him, he's an asstoy.
Dude_1: Oh ok, figures.
Asstoy: Because my shoelaces are loose. Hihi.
Dude_1: Riiiiight...
Dude_2: Don't listen to him, he's an asstoy.
Dude_1: Oh ok, figures.
by Pridenuthugger February 19, 2006
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by noahandmeagan March 28, 2015
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by Telephony April 26, 2014
Get the assiton assimilators mug.Frozen Assets - noun
1.
The result of putting your money in the fridge.
2.
In the Business and Finance World an Asset is the name given to any form of economic resource that can be owned.
These range from stocks, bonds, trademarks, computer programs/software to buildings, equipment and even high value personnel.
Frozen Assets is the name given to Toxic Assets that have ceased to function.
3.
In the dating world Assets refer to a persons, positive, features.
While the term encompasses all of a persons features it is typically used to refer to physical features, especially on women and especially when referring to her posterior and/or curves.
Think: "ASS-ets"
These assets can change relatively rapidly. For example: if the person puts on or loses weight/muscle. They are not fixed.
Frozen Assets are, therefore, features that do/can not change readily.
Generally non-physical features such as intelligence, personality traits, social, athletic and/or academic abilities etc...
1.
The result of putting your money in the fridge.
2.
In the Business and Finance World an Asset is the name given to any form of economic resource that can be owned.
These range from stocks, bonds, trademarks, computer programs/software to buildings, equipment and even high value personnel.
Frozen Assets is the name given to Toxic Assets that have ceased to function.
3.
In the dating world Assets refer to a persons, positive, features.
While the term encompasses all of a persons features it is typically used to refer to physical features, especially on women and especially when referring to her posterior and/or curves.
Think: "ASS-ets"
These assets can change relatively rapidly. For example: if the person puts on or loses weight/muscle. They are not fixed.
Frozen Assets are, therefore, features that do/can not change readily.
Generally non-physical features such as intelligence, personality traits, social, athletic and/or academic abilities etc...
1.
I put my money in the fridge. I got the idea when I heard "Frozen Assets" on CNBC :D
2.
Halifax has lots of Frozen Assets
3.
A woman with an M.D. is, obviously, intelligent.
The degree and her smarts are Frozen Assets
A person who is charismatic and makes friends easily has charisma as one of their Frozen Assets
Check out her assets!
You've got lovely assets
I put my money in the fridge. I got the idea when I heard "Frozen Assets" on CNBC :D
2.
Halifax has lots of Frozen Assets
3.
A woman with an M.D. is, obviously, intelligent.
The degree and her smarts are Frozen Assets
A person who is charismatic and makes friends easily has charisma as one of their Frozen Assets
Check out her assets!
You've got lovely assets
by rzhhhh November 14, 2011
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No broooohhhhh. Eggs sunny side up and some Mashbrown Asserole. She couldn't walk to get a cup a coffee when I was done.
No broooohhhhh. Eggs sunny side up and some Mashbrown Asserole. She couldn't walk to get a cup a coffee when I was done.
by Eaton Holgoode August 2, 2016
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