asstoe

when you stick ur big toe up someones ass because ur dick is too small to stick up there

dood do you no how i told you that marks dick is small i saw him sticking his big toe up some guys ass, he was definately asstoeing (ass toe) him

by baggee September 14, 2006

Assterburners

When your asshole burns after taking a shit

Taco Bell gave Tom a serious case of the assterburners

by ThatGuyWhoMadeThat April 29, 2015

asstoy

An asstoy is a male 'slut' who takes it all up in his ass, enjoying every minute of it. An asstoy always tries to provoke older gay people, rapers, etc. by bending over or dropping his pants and whatnot. Never pay an asstoy for his services, that would be considered as an insult to him!

Dude_1: Hey, why are you bending over like that, while there's a pedophile right across the street watching you?
Asstoy: Because my shoelaces are loose. Hihi.
Dude_1: Riiiiight...
Dude_2: Don't listen to him, he's an asstoy.
Dude_1: Oh ok, figures.

by Pridenuthugger February 19, 2006

Rick Asstley

Rick Astley's Ass.

Fan: Can I see your Rick Asstley?
Rick Astley: Of course!

by \/+{[me]}+\/ October 31, 2020

Assterisk

The doggy style view of a girl's butt hole. Looks similar to an asterisk (*) or a starfish.

Scooter contemplated shooting a load in the clearly visible, puckering assterisk.

by thaicougs February 13, 2010

ASStonish

1) Utter amazement at what an ASS someone can be.
2) To be completely enamoured and obsassed by an incredibly fantasstic ASS!

I'm doubly asstonished by both your continued bitterness and your beautiful butt.

by Jeff D February 14, 2006

Assters

When someone on Brawlhalla spams with blasters to piss you off.

"This Lord Vraxx main uses some real assters."

by Onandonandomnom April 14, 2021