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Assterburners
Assterburners by ThatGuyWhoMadeThat April 29, 2015
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asstoy
An asstoy is a male 'slut' who takes it all up in his ass, enjoying every minute of it. An asstoy always tries to provoke older gay people, rapers, etc. by bending over or dropping his pants and whatnot. Never pay an asstoy for his services, that would be considered as an insult to him!
Dude_1: Hey, why are you bending over like that, while there's a pedophile right across the street watching you?
Asstoy: Because my shoelaces are loose. Hihi.
Dude_1: Riiiiight...
Dude_2: Don't listen to him, he's an asstoy.
Dude_1: Oh ok, figures.
Asstoy: Because my shoelaces are loose. Hihi.
Dude_1: Riiiiight...
Dude_2: Don't listen to him, he's an asstoy.
Dude_1: Oh ok, figures.
asstoy by Pridenuthugger February 19, 2006
Rick Asstley
Rick Asstley by \/+{[me]}+\/ October 31, 2020
Assterisk
Assters
Assters by Onandonandomnom April 14, 2021
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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