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In New York Shit Means Think Positive

Some Fem: **Shows Me My Ex New Girl**
Bria: Shes Deadass Chopped TP Tho...

by briaaadtn March 21, 2020

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Jazz Cabbage

A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.

This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.

by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017

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TP is short for Toilet Paper. Those of you who are fans of Beavis and Butthead should know this. Incase you ever wondered what the hell Beavis aka Cornholio was talking about.

Cornholio: ''I need TP, TP for my bunghole!''

by Nathan Ganley July 20, 2003

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Definition 1: TP, being short for toilet paper. Usually a verb in which one or more commonly a group of people wrap toilet paper around ones house, most likelily to anger the person. Often, the group TPing the house will use eggs and poop to their disposal for additional havoc.

Definition 2: TP, in a video game. To teleport. Used in WoW and WarCraft commonly.

Definition 1

Angry1: Dude, I hate that neighbor so much, his lawn is ALWAYS GREEN!

Angry2: C'mon man, let's go TP his house!
Angry1: AGREED!

Definition 2

Nerd1: we're about 2 g3t g@nked!
Nerd2: F0rg3t th!s! I'm TPing back2 base!

by toiletpaperman August 23, 2009