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Fille facile

Fille facile

French
One of many euphemisms for prostitute

Literally it means: easy girl.

So if you're ever in France, looking for some quick love,
that is one of the terms you need to be familiar with.
See also:

fille de joie
fille de la rue
fille du port
fille de trottoir
1: tu allais où hier soir ?
2: je partais avec quelque meuf, on baisait, elle me branlait et je jouissais dans sa bouche
1: une autre fille facile eh ? comme ta mère hahahahaha
2: ta gueule sale con
by rzhhhh July 10, 2010
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r8

r8
"rate"
In most cases it's just a contraction of Alright
Originates, possibly, from Northern England

1. adverb
Used to show agreement to a statement or instruction,
or to ask if another person agrees with a statement or
instruction.
Similar in use to "alright"

2. adverb
Used for additional emphasis
Like "very"

3. interjection
Used as a greeting, like hello
Also has the added benefit of asking "all right?" at the
same time

4. noun
Refers to the Audi R8. A sports car introduced by
German manufacturer Audi in 2006
1.
Am comin wi u, r8 ?

2.
ur r8 gay, u mate
am a r8 plebb me
shes r8 fit, i'd shag her me. Like i did ya ma

3.
r8 lad?

4.
look at that sexual R8, wanna stick me nob in the exhaust
oh dear
by rzhhhh July 10, 2010
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The Paint

The Paint

Basketball slang referring to the key.
Most likely to be used when playing street ball

Lots of bitch ass niggas, like Waka Flocka Flames, like to think that they "go hard" in the paint, when in reality; they do not.
I go hard in da paint, leave you stankin', what the fuck you thankin'
- Waka Flocka

LeBron James goes hard in the paint
by rzhhhh November 4, 2011
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Air Strike

Air Strike

1. Internet terminology.
One step up from man the harpoons.
Used when a fat chick (usually referred to as a whale) posts her picture.
If the woman is large enough, one can step the strike up to a new level: Nuclear Strike, MOAB, FOAB or other Thermobaric weapon.
Also has part of it's meaning shared with the military definition.
If you believe you are funny enough, you may apply the term in real life where you may see many fat chicks or in other real life situations.

2. Military terminology
A military strike delivered by the Air Force.
Target is usually a suspected or confirmed enemy ground position.
Or in the case of definition 1. A fat chick too large for the harpoons.
Delivery of the strike is usually from aircraft such as bombers, ground attack aircraft, strike fighters or helicopters.
Weapons used during a strike can range from machine gun fire to missiles to bombs.
Air Strikes are sometimes initiated in strategic bombings, but the term generally refers to tactical intervention by airpower on the battlefield.
If necessary (eg: degree of military situation or the woman in definition 1. is exceedingly obese) an Air Strike can be followed up by an artillery, infantry or armour assault.
1.

A: Whoa! Get a load of that fucking whale man!!!1
B: Fuck me! MAN THE HARPOONS!
A: Screw the harpoons dawg, I'm calling in an Air Strike
B: Good call mang, that B2 Spirit will make short work of that fat bitch!

2.
e.g 1. As in Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen

USAF Master Sergeant Epps: I hope those F-14's got good aim...
Major Lennox: ...why?
USAF Master Sergeant Epps: I told them to hit the orange smoke...

Lennox proceeds to facepalm upon realizing they are virtually stood on the orange smoke as Epps makes an excuse about it being a bad throw, when in reality he throws like a girl.

e.g 2.
Operator: Enemy position verified
Field Marshal: Call in the A-10's, it's time to light em up
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Assence

Assence - noun

Any type of odour that contains distinct noticeable characteristics which indicate that the smell originated from the rear end of a person or animal.
The severity of the odour can be of any degree.

"Assence" is formed by merging the words "Ass" and "Essence".

An assence may be the result of: flatulence be it post coital or otherwise, a Rippee, excretion, dogs, pigs or other dirty animals etc....
1: Remember that super hot chick from the dress shop? We had the most amazing date ever last night.
2: And?
1: We get back to her place and had the best sex I have ever had in my entire life, like intergalactic Avatar sex, I blew fireworks all over the wall.
2: And?
1: So afterwards we're lying there, basking in the afterglow when all of a sudden the entire place reeks. It reeks like a sewer in a bad neighbourhood where people only eat Indian food.
2: Now we're talking. Well, there can only be a few possible explanations for this and the first thing that comes to my mind is her vagina. Was it, like, rank dude?.
1: No!
2: That happens to chicks dude, that's why they invented the douche.
1: I thought they invented that so we had something to call you?
2: Very funny…
1: No, I'm just kidding. It wasn't her vagina. I have plenty of experience with rank vagina plus this odour has more of like an Ass Essence to it, an "Assence" if you will.
2: Was it you?
1: No bro, no way, not a chance. First off I never fart with a new chick until like the fourth date, third date maybe. Second off I have never in my life farted the smell of a rotten corpse. I would have to eat the corpse of a dead guy who just ate Indian food and then shit himself in order to fart a smell that bad.

Do you smell that assence?

You can smell an assence if you enter a toilet or restroom after someone had a dump.
Most noticeable in a club/bar or restaurant
by rzhhhh November 23, 2011
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Frozen Assets

Frozen Assets - noun

1.
The result of putting your money in the fridge.

2.
In the Business and Finance World an Asset is the name given to any form of economic resource that can be owned.
These range from stocks, bonds, trademarks, computer programs/software to buildings, equipment and even high value personnel.

Frozen Assets is the name given to Toxic Assets that have ceased to function.

3.
In the dating world Assets refer to a persons, positive, features.

While the term encompasses all of a persons features it is typically used to refer to physical features, especially on women and especially when referring to her posterior and/or curves.

Think: "ASS-ets"
These assets can change relatively rapidly. For example: if the person puts on or loses weight/muscle. They are not fixed.

Frozen Assets are, therefore, features that do/can not change readily.
Generally non-physical features such as intelligence, personality traits, social, athletic and/or academic abilities etc...
1.
I put my money in the fridge. I got the idea when I heard "Frozen Assets" on CNBC :D

2.
Halifax has lots of Frozen Assets

3.
A woman with an M.D. is, obviously, intelligent.
The degree and her smarts are Frozen Assets

A person who is charismatic and makes friends easily has charisma as one of their Frozen Assets

Check out her assets!
You've got lovely assets
by rzhhhh November 14, 2011
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I'm sick of my life

I'm sick of my life - phrase/colloquialism

While the phrase may give the impression that the speaker is, possibly, suicidal; this is not actually the case.
One uses this phrase to express ones extreme displeasure with a given situation.
The situation could be going out somewhere or with someone one would consider unpleasant, working on something or with someone unpleasant and so on...
This phrase is generally heard in Northern England, commonly in the Newcastle area. One may hear it on Geordie Shore.

Variants:
I'm sick of me life
Am sick of me life
Sick of me life, me
Have got to go to work wi Holly.
Wouldn't want to spend 5mins in a room wi her never mind work.
I'm sick of my life
by rzhhhh May 14, 2012
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