Aiur Chef
1.
A custom map for Blizzard Entertainment's StarCraft II.
Each player controls a Zealot and must run around collecting ingredients to prepare a crazy alien dish, like Fish & Chips.
Players may eliminate competing players Zealots and steal their food.
2.
Given that Aiur is a (fictional) planet that exists on the outskirts of the Milky Way and is the home planet to an alien race known as the Protoss one can use the term "Aiur Chef" to indicate that one's cooking is of an "out of this world" quality.
It would therefore follow that "Aiur Chef" is a higher ranking chef than Iron Chef and much higher than Zinc Saucier
1.
A custom map for Blizzard Entertainment's StarCraft II.
Each player controls a Zealot and must run around collecting ingredients to prepare a crazy alien dish, like Fish & Chips.
Players may eliminate competing players Zealots and steal their food.
2.
Given that Aiur is a (fictional) planet that exists on the outskirts of the Milky Way and is the home planet to an alien race known as the Protoss one can use the term "Aiur Chef" to indicate that one's cooking is of an "out of this world" quality.
It would therefore follow that "Aiur Chef" is a higher ranking chef than Iron Chef and much higher than Zinc Saucier
I am Aiur Chef!
by rzhhhh November 13, 2011
A metaphor for big dick.
"Like a Virgin"
Is a song about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine
I'm talkin' morning, day, night, afternoon
Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick. (That's a lot of dicks)
Then one day, she meets this John Holmes motherfucker,
and it's like "whoa baby"
I mean; this cat is like Charles Bronson in The Great Escape; he's diggin' tunnels
She's gettin' some serious dick action.
She's feeling something she hasn't felt since forever;
Pain, pain.
It hurts, it hurts her. It shouldn't hurt her because she should be bubble gum by now
But when this cat fucks her, it hurts
It hurts, just like it did the first time
You see the pain is reminding the fuck machine what it was once like to be a virgin.
Hence; Like a Virgin
"Like a Virgin"
Is a song about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine
I'm talkin' morning, day, night, afternoon
Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick. (That's a lot of dicks)
Then one day, she meets this John Holmes motherfucker,
and it's like "whoa baby"
I mean; this cat is like Charles Bronson in The Great Escape; he's diggin' tunnels
She's gettin' some serious dick action.
She's feeling something she hasn't felt since forever;
Pain, pain.
It hurts, it hurts her. It shouldn't hurt her because she should be bubble gum by now
But when this cat fucks her, it hurts
It hurts, just like it did the first time
You see the pain is reminding the fuck machine what it was once like to be a virgin.
Hence; Like a Virgin
by rzhhhh March 24, 2011
...no sex
Two words you never want to hear your girlfriend, wife
or otherwise ever say, as it is usually her threatening to
withdraw sex from your relationship for an indefinite
time period because you have done or said, or are about to
do or say something extremely stupid.
Can also be used to blackmail or extort by forcing you
to say or do something you don't want to.
Such as clean the dishes, iron the clothes, walk the dog,
pick up the kids from school, do things a woman should
generally do or spew secrets on your best mate and
so on and so on...
The no sex threat is a womans Straight Flush
It is not a Royal Flush because it doesn't always work,
not all men are that reliant on sex, but 98.97% of us are,
so it may aswell be a Royal Flush.
Two words you never want to hear your girlfriend, wife
or otherwise ever say, as it is usually her threatening to
withdraw sex from your relationship for an indefinite
time period because you have done or said, or are about to
do or say something extremely stupid.
Can also be used to blackmail or extort by forcing you
to say or do something you don't want to.
Such as clean the dishes, iron the clothes, walk the dog,
pick up the kids from school, do things a woman should
generally do or spew secrets on your best mate and
so on and so on...
The no sex threat is a womans Straight Flush
It is not a Royal Flush because it doesn't always work,
not all men are that reliant on sex, but 98.97% of us are,
so it may aswell be a Royal Flush.
1: What's up?
2: The wife used the no sex threat on me the other day
1: Hahahahahahahaha..... why?
2: She was having a girls night in with some of her girlfriends, I walked in, accidentally of course, they started interrogating me about Steve and his curre -
1: I don't like where this is going, you didn't tell them anything did you?
2: Well I refused at first but then she threatened me and -
1: You fuckin cunt, I hope you get raped by that pack of apes that escaped the zoo the other day.
Steve: Hey guys
2: Oh shi-
1: Bye guys
2: The wife used the no sex threat on me the other day
1: Hahahahahahahaha..... why?
2: She was having a girls night in with some of her girlfriends, I walked in, accidentally of course, they started interrogating me about Steve and his curre -
1: I don't like where this is going, you didn't tell them anything did you?
2: Well I refused at first but then she threatened me and -
1: You fuckin cunt, I hope you get raped by that pack of apes that escaped the zoo the other day.
Steve: Hey guys
2: Oh shi-
1: Bye guys
by rzhhhh July 10, 2010
German Engineering is responsible for bringing us the:
Telephone
4 Stroke ICE (Otto Cycle)
Diesel Engine (Diesel Cycle)
CRT
Syphilis test
Scientific pregnancy test
Ammonia Refrigerator
Rigid Airship (Zeppelin)
V2 Rocket
Rotary Engine (first prototype, not design)
Turbojet (to some extent, independent collective work of many)
EM Waves / X-Rays
1: omg Collien Fernandes is so hot
2: she was engineered in Germany, what can u expect?
1: ...that's the gayest thing u've ever said.
Telephone
4 Stroke ICE (Otto Cycle)
Diesel Engine (Diesel Cycle)
CRT
Syphilis test
Scientific pregnancy test
Ammonia Refrigerator
Rigid Airship (Zeppelin)
V2 Rocket
Rotary Engine (first prototype, not design)
Turbojet (to some extent, independent collective work of many)
EM Waves / X-Rays
1: omg Collien Fernandes is so hot
2: she was engineered in Germany, what can u expect?
1: ...that's the gayest thing u've ever said.
by rzhhhh July 10, 2010
Fille facile
French
One of many euphemisms for prostitute
Literally it means: easy girl.
So if you're ever in France, looking for some quick love,
that is one of the terms you need to be familiar with.
See also:
fille de joie
fille de la rue
fille du port
fille de trottoir
French
One of many euphemisms for prostitute
Literally it means: easy girl.
So if you're ever in France, looking for some quick love,
that is one of the terms you need to be familiar with.
See also:
fille de joie
fille de la rue
fille du port
fille de trottoir
1: tu allais où hier soir ?
2: je partais avec quelque meuf, on baisait, elle me branlait et je jouissais dans sa bouche
1: une autre fille facile eh ? comme ta mère hahahahaha
2: ta gueule sale con
2: je partais avec quelque meuf, on baisait, elle me branlait et je jouissais dans sa bouche
1: une autre fille facile eh ? comme ta mère hahahahaha
2: ta gueule sale con
by rzhhhh July 09, 2010
Fayde
1.
Incorrect spelling of Fade
2.
A hero from Heroes of Newerth
She's the "shadow and scythe woman", be very afraid.
She appears to have been inspired by DotA's
Anub'arak - The Nerubian Assassin, though Fayde's
skill set is not a perfect copy of Anub'araks, they have
some similarities and Faydes playstyle mimics that of
Anub'araks as both assume the role of ganker
Fayde is characterised by being dark & sexy
3.
Someone dark & sexy.
Applies only to females due to the feminine nature of the name.
That girl you know with dark skin, dark eyes, dark hair
and an extremely sexy voice. You get wet thinking of her.
That's Fayde
Careful though, the dark side of her personality isn't somewhere you want to be... Don't piss her off.
1.
Incorrect spelling of Fade
2.
A hero from Heroes of Newerth
She's the "shadow and scythe woman", be very afraid.
She appears to have been inspired by DotA's
Anub'arak - The Nerubian Assassin, though Fayde's
skill set is not a perfect copy of Anub'araks, they have
some similarities and Faydes playstyle mimics that of
Anub'araks as both assume the role of ganker
Fayde is characterised by being dark & sexy
3.
Someone dark & sexy.
Applies only to females due to the feminine nature of the name.
That girl you know with dark skin, dark eyes, dark hair
and an extremely sexy voice. You get wet thinking of her.
That's Fayde
Careful though, the dark side of her personality isn't somewhere you want to be... Don't piss her off.
1.
Phade, Phayde, and so on...
2.
Fayde -
A shadow cast my the evil in the hearts of Man and Beast alike.
Fayde lurks in the dark places of Newerth.
While her scythe-like claws are terrible enough,
it is her abiltity to call forth new shadows of herself
--or her foes-- that is most awful of all....
3.
A: Man I just saw this super hot dark skinned girl
B: You speak to her?
A: Yeah, I creamed myself when she spoke back
B: Yep, that was Fayde.
A: What ?
Phade, Phayde, and so on...
2.
Fayde -
A shadow cast my the evil in the hearts of Man and Beast alike.
Fayde lurks in the dark places of Newerth.
While her scythe-like claws are terrible enough,
it is her abiltity to call forth new shadows of herself
--or her foes-- that is most awful of all....
3.
A: Man I just saw this super hot dark skinned girl
B: You speak to her?
A: Yeah, I creamed myself when she spoke back
B: Yep, that was Fayde.
A: What ?
by rzhhhh June 25, 2010
Palace of Love
1. The Palace of Love in it's most simple form is
one's bedroom, one in which a couple perform the art of love making on a regular basis.
A requirement is that all parties included are physically satisfied (emotional satisfaction is not required) else it is not a Palace of Love, but a shag pad.
It is not required that those performing the act are a couple, or in love. It is also not required that there are only two people at any given time, though it should refrain from becoming an orgy.
It is preferable that such a room is large and has soft sheets/pillows and some dark colouring.
2. A slightly more advanced version is where the bedroom takes a luxurious form containing a four poster bed, soft sensual sheets/pillows and where everything is mainly dark sexy colours such as small amounts of black and a large amount of deep red.
Under these conditions it is now required that only a couple use this room OR multiple women please one man.
It is also required that any women inside the room during a period of usage, climax multiple times.
In such a place fucking and making love will coexist, usually within the same session.
Emotional satisfaction is not required but preferable.
Such a room is likely to belong to a rich Indian or person of South Asian / Middle Eastern decent, possibly (and preferably) a gorgeous female and even more so a Hindu, as this seems like the sort of elaborate get up that is suited to them, they did invent the Kama sutra after all...
3. In it's most advanced form, the Palace of Love is the same as in number 2. with some key additions:
It's actually a Palace, and there are probably trained tigers and maybe an elephant or two waltzing around.
Such a place would be ideal to take your Indian/Middle Eastern bride for your honeymoon or better still the entire wedding.
You and/or your bride (or groom if you are a woman reading this) do not have to be Indian/Middle Eastern, anyone with enough class (and money) can enjoy such luxury, and the love making that it comes with.
Such a place will near exclusively exist only in the Middle East/India, Dubai is your best bet.
1. The Palace of Love in it's most simple form is
one's bedroom, one in which a couple perform the art of love making on a regular basis.
A requirement is that all parties included are physically satisfied (emotional satisfaction is not required) else it is not a Palace of Love, but a shag pad.
It is not required that those performing the act are a couple, or in love. It is also not required that there are only two people at any given time, though it should refrain from becoming an orgy.
It is preferable that such a room is large and has soft sheets/pillows and some dark colouring.
2. A slightly more advanced version is where the bedroom takes a luxurious form containing a four poster bed, soft sensual sheets/pillows and where everything is mainly dark sexy colours such as small amounts of black and a large amount of deep red.
Under these conditions it is now required that only a couple use this room OR multiple women please one man.
It is also required that any women inside the room during a period of usage, climax multiple times.
In such a place fucking and making love will coexist, usually within the same session.
Emotional satisfaction is not required but preferable.
Such a room is likely to belong to a rich Indian or person of South Asian / Middle Eastern decent, possibly (and preferably) a gorgeous female and even more so a Hindu, as this seems like the sort of elaborate get up that is suited to them, they did invent the Kama sutra after all...
3. In it's most advanced form, the Palace of Love is the same as in number 2. with some key additions:
It's actually a Palace, and there are probably trained tigers and maybe an elephant or two waltzing around.
Such a place would be ideal to take your Indian/Middle Eastern bride for your honeymoon or better still the entire wedding.
You and/or your bride (or groom if you are a woman reading this) do not have to be Indian/Middle Eastern, anyone with enough class (and money) can enjoy such luxury, and the love making that it comes with.
Such a place will near exclusively exist only in the Middle East/India, Dubai is your best bet.
1.
A: I took my woman back to my shag pad where we made some extremely sweet love.
B: Whoa! you just transformed your shag pad into a Palace of Love homeslice. You'll be making babies in there soon!
A&B proceed to chuckle, brofist and walk off into the distance to do other manly things, like blow stuff up
2.
C: My new (rich) Indian lady friend took me back to what she called her "Palace of Love" and now... wow... I seriously think my balls have no juice left
D: I am so jealous. I have nothing more to say.
D goes to find himself a beautiful (rich) Indian significant other.
C is left with his mind blown for the next week or so while his balls restock their ammunition.
3.
E: Where are you taking the new missus for the honeymoon?
F: Over to Dubai, I hear they have a lovely Palace of Love
E: rofl, when can I expect your return?
F: Probably never
E&F brofist.
Note: for the purpose of example 3, F and his new woman are Caucasian
A: I took my woman back to my shag pad where we made some extremely sweet love.
B: Whoa! you just transformed your shag pad into a Palace of Love homeslice. You'll be making babies in there soon!
A&B proceed to chuckle, brofist and walk off into the distance to do other manly things, like blow stuff up
2.
C: My new (rich) Indian lady friend took me back to what she called her "Palace of Love" and now... wow... I seriously think my balls have no juice left
D: I am so jealous. I have nothing more to say.
D goes to find himself a beautiful (rich) Indian significant other.
C is left with his mind blown for the next week or so while his balls restock their ammunition.
3.
E: Where are you taking the new missus for the honeymoon?
F: Over to Dubai, I hear they have a lovely Palace of Love
E: rofl, when can I expect your return?
F: Probably never
E&F brofist.
Note: for the purpose of example 3, F and his new woman are Caucasian
by rzhhhh August 25, 2009