A metaphor for big dick.
"Like a Virgin"
Is a song about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine
I'm talkin' morning, day, night, afternoon
Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick. (That's a lot of dicks)
Then one day, she meets this John Holmes motherfucker,
and it's like "whoa baby"
I mean; this cat is like Charles Bronson in The Great Escape; he's diggin' tunnels
She's gettin' some serious dick action.
She's feeling something she hasn't felt since forever;
Pain, pain.
It hurts, it hurts her. It shouldn't hurt her because she should be bubble gum by now
But when this cat fucks her, it hurts
It hurts, just like it did the first time
You see the pain is reminding the fuck machine what it was once like to be a virgin.
Hence; Like a Virgin
"Like a Virgin"
Is a song about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine
I'm talkin' morning, day, night, afternoon
Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick. (That's a lot of dicks)
Then one day, she meets this John Holmes motherfucker,
and it's like "whoa baby"
I mean; this cat is like Charles Bronson in The Great Escape; he's diggin' tunnels
She's gettin' some serious dick action.
She's feeling something she hasn't felt since forever;
Pain, pain.
It hurts, it hurts her. It shouldn't hurt her because she should be bubble gum by now
But when this cat fucks her, it hurts
It hurts, just like it did the first time
You see the pain is reminding the fuck machine what it was once like to be a virgin.
Hence; Like a Virgin
by rzhhhh March 24, 2011
...no sex
Two words you never want to hear your girlfriend, wife
or otherwise ever say, as it is usually her threatening to
withdraw sex from your relationship for an indefinite
time period because you have done or said, or are about to
do or say something extremely stupid.
Can also be used to blackmail or extort by forcing you
to say or do something you don't want to.
Such as clean the dishes, iron the clothes, walk the dog,
pick up the kids from school, do things a woman should
generally do or spew secrets on your best mate and
so on and so on...
The no sex threat is a womans Straight Flush
It is not a Royal Flush because it doesn't always work,
not all men are that reliant on sex, but 98.97% of us are,
so it may aswell be a Royal Flush.
Two words you never want to hear your girlfriend, wife
or otherwise ever say, as it is usually her threatening to
withdraw sex from your relationship for an indefinite
time period because you have done or said, or are about to
do or say something extremely stupid.
Can also be used to blackmail or extort by forcing you
to say or do something you don't want to.
Such as clean the dishes, iron the clothes, walk the dog,
pick up the kids from school, do things a woman should
generally do or spew secrets on your best mate and
so on and so on...
The no sex threat is a womans Straight Flush
It is not a Royal Flush because it doesn't always work,
not all men are that reliant on sex, but 98.97% of us are,
so it may aswell be a Royal Flush.
1: What's up?
2: The wife used the no sex threat on me the other day
1: Hahahahahahahaha..... why?
2: She was having a girls night in with some of her girlfriends, I walked in, accidentally of course, they started interrogating me about Steve and his curre -
1: I don't like where this is going, you didn't tell them anything did you?
2: Well I refused at first but then she threatened me and -
1: You fuckin cunt, I hope you get raped by that pack of apes that escaped the zoo the other day.
Steve: Hey guys
2: Oh shi-
1: Bye guys
2: The wife used the no sex threat on me the other day
1: Hahahahahahahaha..... why?
2: She was having a girls night in with some of her girlfriends, I walked in, accidentally of course, they started interrogating me about Steve and his curre -
1: I don't like where this is going, you didn't tell them anything did you?
2: Well I refused at first but then she threatened me and -
1: You fuckin cunt, I hope you get raped by that pack of apes that escaped the zoo the other day.
Steve: Hey guys
2: Oh shi-
1: Bye guys
by rzhhhh July 10, 2010
Computer Dating
It's like pimping but you rarely have to use the phrase "upside your head"
See also:
Online Dating
It's like pimping but you rarely have to use the phrase "upside your head"
See also:
Online Dating
Computer Dating:
Leela: Bender, this is stupid. Why would anyone come to you for romantic help?
Bender: HEY! DON'T MAKE ME GO UPSIDE YOUR HEAD
Leela: Bender, this is stupid. Why would anyone come to you for romantic help?
Bender: HEY! DON'T MAKE ME GO UPSIDE YOUR HEAD
by rzhhhh June 21, 2011
Nuclear Strike
1. A video game in a series called the "Strike Series".
It started with Desert Strike, created by a man with a PhD in Mechanical Engineering, how ironic...
In Nuclear Strike an ex-CIA operative has stolen a Nuclear Warhead, it is up to you to find him and the Warhead.
This was a Sony Playstation game released in 1997.
2. One step up from Air Strike, and two up from man the harpoons.
Can be considered on the same level as dropping a MOAB or FOAB
In the event that a whale has survived an Air Strike, one may contact the President who acts also as the Commander-in-chief (as of this point it is Obama) and request that he deliver The Football.
If a whale is spotted in the United Kingdom then the Queen or Prime Minister may be contacted.
A Nuclear Strike should vaporize the whale.
If the whale continues to live even after this form of strike, you should get down on your knees and beg God for mercy, while demanding to know why he created such a creature.
You should also pray that it does not try to mount and have sex with you, as you WILL be crushed to death.
1. A video game in a series called the "Strike Series".
It started with Desert Strike, created by a man with a PhD in Mechanical Engineering, how ironic...
In Nuclear Strike an ex-CIA operative has stolen a Nuclear Warhead, it is up to you to find him and the Warhead.
This was a Sony Playstation game released in 1997.
2. One step up from Air Strike, and two up from man the harpoons.
Can be considered on the same level as dropping a MOAB or FOAB
In the event that a whale has survived an Air Strike, one may contact the President who acts also as the Commander-in-chief (as of this point it is Obama) and request that he deliver The Football.
If a whale is spotted in the United Kingdom then the Queen or Prime Minister may be contacted.
A Nuclear Strike should vaporize the whale.
If the whale continues to live even after this form of strike, you should get down on your knees and beg God for mercy, while demanding to know why he created such a creature.
You should also pray that it does not try to mount and have sex with you, as you WILL be crushed to death.
1. Strike Series:
Desert
Jungle
Urban
Soviet
Nuclear
2.
A looking through a pair of binoculars, observing the destruction left by the Air Strike.
A: Sweet Raptor Jesus!
B: What is it?!
A: That whale survived the Air Strike!
B: WHAT?! Our B-2 Spirit carpet bomb failed? Call the President, and may God have mercy on our souls.
A picks up the phone and dials the Presidents number
Automated Message: You've reached the White House.
To congratulate the President on his hard work, press 1.
To congratulate the President on his hard work, press 2.
To congratulate the President on his hard work, press 3.
To request Nuclear Launch Codes, press 4.
For all other enquiries, please hold.
A presses 3, phone rings.
Obama: Hello?
A: Mr. President, we have a slight situation here
Obama: What is the problem, may I ask?
A: We have a whale who survived an Air Strike... We need The Football, pronto
Obama: Dayum nugga! I'll have it sent over immediately, and my God have mercy on our souls.
A: I've heard that before... Thank you Mr. President, you have a nice day now.
hangs up.
the tale of the whale is tbc
Note: Women are not allowed to use Air Strike and Nuclear Strike as seen in definition 2. As they take the form of blow stuff up.
It is also not possible for a woman to "man the harpoons", she must woman the harpoons, and no such thing exists yet.
Desert
Jungle
Urban
Soviet
Nuclear
2.
A looking through a pair of binoculars, observing the destruction left by the Air Strike.
A: Sweet Raptor Jesus!
B: What is it?!
A: That whale survived the Air Strike!
B: WHAT?! Our B-2 Spirit carpet bomb failed? Call the President, and may God have mercy on our souls.
A picks up the phone and dials the Presidents number
Automated Message: You've reached the White House.
To congratulate the President on his hard work, press 1.
To congratulate the President on his hard work, press 2.
To congratulate the President on his hard work, press 3.
To request Nuclear Launch Codes, press 4.
For all other enquiries, please hold.
A presses 3, phone rings.
Obama: Hello?
A: Mr. President, we have a slight situation here
Obama: What is the problem, may I ask?
A: We have a whale who survived an Air Strike... We need The Football, pronto
Obama: Dayum nugga! I'll have it sent over immediately, and my God have mercy on our souls.
A: I've heard that before... Thank you Mr. President, you have a nice day now.
hangs up.
the tale of the whale is tbc
Note: Women are not allowed to use Air Strike and Nuclear Strike as seen in definition 2. As they take the form of blow stuff up.
It is also not possible for a woman to "man the harpoons", she must woman the harpoons, and no such thing exists yet.
by rzhhhh August 25, 2009
Apple Drink
Noun
The ghetto version of Apple Juice
Its chemical formula is almost identical to that of grape drink except for one key element.
Ingredients:
Sugar
Water
Green
Noun
The ghetto version of Apple Juice
Its chemical formula is almost identical to that of grape drink except for one key element.
Ingredients:
Sugar
Water
Green
You might have one of your black friends over, Tod.
I don't think I know what "grape drink"is, I have some Apple Juice?
Tod: What the fuck is juice?!
I want some apple drink. It's greeeeeen!
I don't think I know what "grape drink"is, I have some Apple Juice?
Tod: What the fuck is juice?!
I want some apple drink. It's greeeeeen!
by Rzhhhh May 19, 2013
Delicious Candy
Candy that is delicious.
Much like delicious cake, you must eat it!
If you see a delicious candy in the hands of someone else,
even if that person were a small child;
you must SEIZE AND CONSUME it.
Candy that is delicious.
Much like delicious cake, you must eat it!
If you see a delicious candy in the hands of someone else,
even if that person were a small child;
you must SEIZE AND CONSUME it.
This is delicious candy
YOU MUST EAT IT
If you saw a delicious candy in the hands of small child
would you SEIZE AND CONSUME it?!
YOU MUST EAT IT
If you saw a delicious candy in the hands of small child
would you SEIZE AND CONSUME it?!
by rzhhhh July 02, 2010
Four Poster Bed
A bed with four vertical columns, one in each corner.
The columns support a tester, which usually holds up a set of curtains, however, in this day and age of double glazing and other insulation methods, the curtains aren't needed.
A four poster bed is very similar to a canopy bed.
Buying a four poster bed for your bedroom is the first step in transforming your room into a Palace of Love.
In which your new four poster will be used primarily for the art of making love, preferably to a gorgeous Indian chick, but that part doesn't matter.
And is dependant on whether you are a male or female reading this, whatever floats your boat.
A bed with four vertical columns, one in each corner.
The columns support a tester, which usually holds up a set of curtains, however, in this day and age of double glazing and other insulation methods, the curtains aren't needed.
A four poster bed is very similar to a canopy bed.
Buying a four poster bed for your bedroom is the first step in transforming your room into a Palace of Love.
In which your new four poster will be used primarily for the art of making love, preferably to a gorgeous Indian chick, but that part doesn't matter.
And is dependant on whether you are a male or female reading this, whatever floats your boat.
C: Within my new Indian girlfriend's Palace of Love was a magnificent four poster bed, lined with the softest most sensual luxurious silks, coloured in a sexy deep red.
D: Sweet Raptor Jesus just the sound of the bed is making me horny...
C: We proceeded to make sweet love on it, she pretty much emptied my balls of all their love juice. After we cuddled and she whispered sweet nothings possibly in Hindi until I fell asleep.
When I woke up I was sticky and naked
D: I think you missed something fun.
D: Sweet Raptor Jesus just the sound of the bed is making me horny...
C: We proceeded to make sweet love on it, she pretty much emptied my balls of all their love juice. After we cuddled and she whispered sweet nothings possibly in Hindi until I fell asleep.
When I woke up I was sticky and naked
D: I think you missed something fun.
by rzhhhh August 26, 2009