asstoo
An asstoo is a tattoo that someone gets on their rear end. It is much like a tramp stamp but on the ass.
asstoo by hannahhairplane February 9, 2010
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asstoo
asstoo by Joe Kicks Your Ass June 28, 2006
Related Words
asstoo • asstoomouth • asstoot • asstooth • ass tool • Ass too God • asstoe • AssBook • Asscookies • Assfoot
asstoo
Hey Wes, you got to sit down for this. We got drunk at the rugby game and ended up getting asstoo's.
asstoo by ALexfromradford October 5, 2009
Asstoo
Asswoofer
noun
1 - The union of a human ass and a toilet, which upon flatulence produces a low-pitched sound (bass) often heard in the presents of a random jackass having a telephone conversation whilst shitting.
1 - The union of a human ass and a toilet, which upon flatulence produces a low-pitched sound (bass) often heard in the presents of a random jackass having a telephone conversation whilst shitting.
Over phone: What was that sound? Was it an Asswoofer? Dude are you talking to me on the shitter, in a public restroom? You ass!
mumbling Asswoofer: Hehehehe.
mumbling Asswoofer: Hehehehe.
Asswoofer by Codeman_333 May 14, 2014
Swamp-asstrophe
An encounter with an individual suffering from swamp-ass causing great and often sudden harm or embarrassment to the individual and /or situation; a dis-ass-ter.
I was 69ing with this chick when I realized her ass crack smelled like dingle-berry soup. What a swamp-asstrophe!
Swamp-asstrophe by Legs4days January 23, 2014
Asswoofer
Asswoofer by Quentin_B. January 31, 2007
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
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