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An asstoy is a male 'slut' who takes it all up in his ass, enjoying every minute of it. An asstoy always tries to provoke older gay people, rapers, etc. by bending over or dropping his pants and whatnot. Never pay an asstoy for his services, that would be considered as an insult to him!
Dude_1: Hey, why are you bending over like that, while there's a pedophile right across the street watching you?
Asstoy: Because my shoelaces are loose. Hihi.
Dude_1: Riiiiight...
Dude_2: Don't listen to him, he's an asstoy.
Dude_1: Oh ok, figures.
asstoy by Pridenuthugger February 19, 2006
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combination of ass and nasty. When just one won't do, both have an overall
Dropping the lollipop on the bathroom floor was gross. But observing the 3 second rule and eating it was ASSTY
assty by bread infection October 21, 2005
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ASStonish 

1) Utter amazement at what an ASS someone can be.
2) To be completely enamoured and obsassed by an incredibly fantasstic ASS!
I'm doubly asstonished by both your continued bitterness and your beautiful butt.
ASStonish by Jeff D February 14, 2006
Also known as assload, an asston is actually a generic and undefined measure of capacity used when the amount is deemed excessive.
This is one asston of beer for two people to drink.
asston by RabidWeasel February 17, 2006
Slang version for calculus term that is the equivalent of an asymptote. Also a bag to cover your ass and make it easier to carry around.
Everyone please graph the asymptote. haha, you mean asstote?

Dude my asstote smells like shit.
asstote by Goodtypes September 13, 2012
extremely anoying person; old people; anybody you can think of
that asstoad just cut me off!
asstoad by meeehh May 13, 2005
a boy who goes by the name of corey , can somwtimes be called an assboy , thta gets fucked up the ass for ten dollas a pop
daling the # -beep beep
his mom answers-hello ?
me-oh hi coreys mother , may i please speak to your son ?
his mom-of coures sweeetie
corey answers- SUP ASSBOY ?!

Kendall-hey harley , did you see that kid whoop out his junk and take a piss on that buiilding and leave ?!

harley- hell ya , what a fuckn assboy
assboy by carpetbangingfol, December 2, 2009
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