asstoy

An asstoy is a male 'slut' who takes it all up in his ass, enjoying every minute of it. An asstoy always tries to provoke older gay people, rapers, etc. by bending over or dropping his pants and whatnot. Never pay an asstoy for his services, that would be considered as an insult to him!

Dude_1: Hey, why are you bending over like that, while there's a pedophile right across the street watching you?
Asstoy: Because my shoelaces are loose. Hihi.
Dude_1: Riiiiight...
Dude_2: Don't listen to him, he's an asstoy.
Dude_1: Oh ok, figures.

by Pridenuthugger February 19, 2006

assty

combination of ass and nasty. When just one won't do, both have an overall

Dropping the lollipop on the bathroom floor was gross. But observing the 3 second rule and eating it was ASSTY

by bread infection October 21, 2005

ASStonish

1) Utter amazement at what an ASS someone can be.
2) To be completely enamoured and obsassed by an incredibly fantasstic ASS!

I'm doubly asstonished by both your continued bitterness and your beautiful butt.

by Jeff D February 14, 2006

asston

Also known as assload, an asston is actually a generic and undefined measure of capacity used when the amount is deemed excessive.

This is one asston of beer for two people to drink.

by RabidWeasel February 17, 2006

asstote

Slang version for calculus term that is the equivalent of an asymptote. Also a bag to cover your ass and make it easier to carry around.

Everyone please graph the asymptote. haha, you mean asstote?

Dude my asstote smells like shit.

by Goodtypes September 13, 2012

asstoad

extremely anoying person; old people; anybody you can think of

that asstoad just cut me off!

by meeehh May 13, 2005

assboy

a boy who goes by the name of corey , can somwtimes be called an assboy , thta gets fucked up the ass for ten dollas a pop

daling the # -beep beep
his mom answers-hello ?
me-oh hi coreys mother , may i please speak to your son ?
his mom-of coures sweeetie
corey answers- SUP ASSBOY ?!

Kendall-hey harley , did you see that kid whoop out his junk and take a piss on that buiilding and leave ?!

harley- hell ya , what a fuckn assboy

by carpetbangingfol, December 2, 2009