noahandmeagan's definitions

Assetry

A nonsensical, exaggerated situation, a rediculous series of events not unfolding in one's favor.

I slipped on my dog's mess he made on the floor, fell and split my head open on the counter. I've never experienced such assetry in my life.

by noahandmeagan March 28, 2015

clitoral noogie

When you are triple knuckling a girl, rubbing back and forth vigorously.

"I got her in bed and gave her the clitoral noogie."

by noahandmeagan January 12, 2015