Assetry

A nonsensical, exaggerated situation, a rediculous series of events not unfolding in one's favor.

I slipped on my dog's mess he made on the floor, fell and split my head open on the counter. I've never experienced such assetry in my life.

by noahandmeagan March 28, 2015

Dumb Assery

The trappings, accoutrements, and doings of a dumb ass.

Come on guys, let's go home. This sort of dumb assery is going to get us all arrested. Bill, put down that hammer!

by The Real Jack Jones September 28, 2007

Half-Assery

The act of leaving tasks unfinished (Half-Assed)

There is a lot of half-assery going on around the job site.

by zombieone3 January 8, 2008

assitry

Noun. ass-eh-tree
Behavior that resembles that of an ass or of ass-like qualities.

"I will not stand for this level of assitry in a serious discussion."

by Meniscus Discus September 21, 2013

Dumb-Assery

The practice of acting foolish or saying something foolish when the circumstance calls for an intelligent response.

The dumb-assery of the press led to an immediate breakdown in communications, causing the riot to escalate into a battle between the police and the citizens.

by Grahame C. December 22, 2008

Assery

The act of being an ass for no other reason than being an ass.

He displayed a whole new level of assery last night.

by Rotary Rebel June 1, 2010

kick assery

The act or ability to kick ass in an unbelievable way. Usually in reference to Jason Statham's character(s) in the movies Transporter or Crank.

Spencer: Jason Statham's kick assery in Transporter is pretty awesome.

Samantha: Tell me about it...

by CreeperStash March 10, 2008