Asseous 

Adj. Of or relating to wounds about the rump made by a fiery object or probe.

In order to soothe society's asseous wounds, man offered his burnt posterior to the wind.

Asseous by Ikelton and co. March 26, 2010

asseous 

the act of being an ass or the behaviour of an ass.

stealing things is quite asseous

asseous by davidork August 31, 2006

Asseous Gaseous 

See Gaseous Asseous

“Asseous Gaseous!”, Tony exclaimed, having ripped a long fart. Then he looked it up and found Gaseous Asseous fit the definition perfectly.

Asseous Gaseous by Toysinmyattic March 28, 2022

gaseous asseous 

a boiling sensation or urge in the stomach caused by eating {constipation} driven foods such as beans or cheesy dishes which fills the stomach up with gas/pressure causing small {explotions} through the anus.

Timmy always has a gaseous asseous after eating Ihop

gaseous asseous by Jr142011 October 20, 2008

Asshouse

A really dirty house. Usually with shit smeared on the wall, trash stacked everywhere, food rotting in the chairs, 5 inches of dust.

Simon's house was such an asshouse! Did you see the shit on the walls?

Asshouse by Whatevah! December 14, 2009

asscoustics

The tone and pitch at which your fart sounds.

Man, I farted in the church pew and the asscoustics were heavenly!

asscoustics by 556boyer April 24, 2011

asshoused 

completly messed uppppppppppp

"oh man i was sooo asshoused last night its not even funny"

asshoused by NAAACCCKKKK May 13, 2005