arsetorch 

1. An excessively annoying person, prone to verbal outbursts that add little or no value to the conversation.
2. A torch used by proctologists.

"Shut the fuck up, Frank, you fucking arsetorch! I'm sick of your anal shining!"

arsetorch by Kyelin September 13, 2006

arsetorch 

1. An excessively annoying person, prone to verbal outbursts that add little or no value to the conversation.
2. A torch used by proctologists.

"Shut the fuck up, Frank, you fucking arsetorch! I'm sick of your anal shining!"

arsetorch by Kyelin September 17, 2008

arsetrocity

A turd so unspeakably vile that the very act of committing it may be, under certain conditions, deemed a War Crime by the U.N.
Main characteristics of an arsetrocity include extensive skidmarks, a hanging and unbearable smell that takes long time to go away, extreme pebble-dashing and giving the bathroom the general air of the aftermath of a Nuclear/Biological/Chemical attack

"Man, I'd stay outta the bathroom for a while, I just committed an Arsetrocity" declared Paul, after he'd graced the shitter with his presence following a heavy night on the Guinness
skidmarks pebbledash Guinness} [poop stink

arsetrocity by Gulpnu October 26, 2015

Arsetooth 

That part of the rectum which snips the poo. Invented by an acquaintace who was cheating at scrabble.

Hey look Arsetooth on a triple word score!

Arsetooth by Spikytop August 7, 2008

aretarch 

From the Greek prefix ἀρετή (perfect adaptation, excellence, virtue ) + ἄρχή (sovereign, ruler, authority). It is a sovereign leader possessing the highest honor, distinction, excellence and position within an organic society. He holds the main attributes of a mythical ruler: honor, virtue, courage, temperance, authority, wisdom and transcendence. It has a lifetime title, however, not hereditary.

It is against the Modern State and the Liberal Bourgeois State and its consecutive evils: Socialism, Marxism, Communism, Liberalism, Freemasonry, Totalitarianism, Positivism, Nationalism, Enlightenment, Fascism, Humanism, Renaissance, French Revolution Modernism, Anthropocentrism, Capitalism, Materialism, Feminism, Egalitarianism, LGBT rights, Republicanism, Representative Democracy, Liberal Democracy, Progressivism, Mass Media, Militant Atheism, Anti-Left/Right Dichotomy, Cosmopolitanism, Consumerism, Human Rights, Technocracy, Organized Religions, Globalization and Abortion. He is skeptical of technology, organized religions and the economy.

"Aretarch is a metaphysical type of leader, where the sovereign embodies a spiritual power and possesses honor, courage, wisdom and virtue. It is the mythologem of the ruler of a people."

aretarch by tradical May 27, 2023

aretarch 

From the Greek prefix ἀρετή (perfect adaptation, excellence, virtue ) + ἄρχή (sovereign, ruler, authority). It is a sovereign leader possessing the highest honor, distinction, excellence and position within an organic society. He holds the main attributes of a mythical ruler: honor, virtue, courage, temperance, authority, wisdom and transcendence. It has a lifetime title, however, not hereditary.

It is against the Modern State and the Liberal Bourgeois State and its consecutive evils: Socialism, Marxism, Communism, Liberalism, Freemasonry, Totalitarianism, Positivism, Nationalism, Enlightenment, Fascism, Humanism, Renaissance, French Revolution Modernism, Anthropocentrism, Capitalism, Materialism, Feminism, Egalitarianism, LGBT rights, Republicanism, Representative Democracy, Liberal Democracy, Progressivism, Mass Media, Militant Atheism, Anti-Left/Right Dichotomy, Cosmopolitanism, Consumerism, Human Rights, Technocracy, Organized Religions, Globalization and Abortion. He is skeptical of technology, organized religions and the economy.

"Aretarch is a metaphysical type of leader, where the sovereign embodies a spiritual power and possesses honor, courage, wisdom and virtue. It is the mythologem of the ruler of a people."

aretarch by tradical May 27, 2023