The Contagious Indian Affliction (TCIA) 

When a student is in a school which is massively filled with indian creatures who call themselves teachers, he/she suffers the Indian Affliction. Those so called teachers have brains the size of peanuts and have bodies covered with nothing but oil and hair. They speak in queerly altered piteous english that sounds like a Decepticon and an Auto-bot having sex. They're figure is weirdly diverse but is roughly regraded as the shape of a disabled ape. A normal human will surely have a hard time distinguishing a male from a female.
Chiefly, just by it intruding a class, this creature transfers a detrimental smell that affects the living soul of a student, transforming him/her into one of it's own.

Those indian creatures have suffered in the past, over the ages and yet until now. But they have chosen not to live in their own affliction, but to spread their suffering and multiply. Somehow, they believed the educational course was the utter path to ride on.
Sadly, students in the middle east are the ones who endure this ailment the most. But be warned, as they multiply like fuck, they seek worldwide domination.

Jaimie: Fuck yeah that creepy old indian teacher left school, can't wait to see what they brought us next

Sam: Looks like we have ANOTHER ONE! Can't believe how numerous those things are!

Jaimie: This place is like they're fucking domicile, aslong as we stay here, we're still gonna be sufferers of The Contagious Indian Affliction (TCIA).

The Contagious Indian Affliction (TCIA) by Epictrix August 27, 2012

stingray affliction 

When somebody is always acting tough and talking shit, but when they fight they get the shit kicked out of them.

Also a song by the PHC band Issues, describing said affliction.

"Mike suffers from the stingray affliction. He said he could beat the shit out of Brad, but instead Brad broke 3 of his ribs."

stingray affliction by Shawn WC May 15, 2014

The Amity Affliction 

The Amity Affliction is an Australian post-hardcore band formed in 2002. The band's current line-up is Joel Birch (lead vocals), Ahren Stringer (bass, clean vocals), Ryan Burt (drums), Troy Brady (guitar) and Imran Siddiqi (guitar). They have released two studio albums, Severed Ties released in 2008 and Youngbloods in 2010, which debuted at number 6 on the ARIA Charts, two EPs and a handful of demos. The Amity Affliction formed in Gympie, a South-East Queensland town. The band was named for a close friend of the band, who died in a car accident at the age of 17. 'Amity' referred to the friendship and 'Affliction' was to indicate the struggle which dealing with the death caused the band members. The death of the friend was the catalyst for the formation of the band, and prior to being named The Amity Affliction they were named Left Lane Ends. All together this band is just purely amazing, this may sound crazy to some.. But they helped save and changed my life. I'm in love with them. Expecially Ahren Stinger. I love them and Im proud to say that their Austalian owned. Rock on Amity!

Person 1: "Did you just hear that band? Who are they?!"

Person 2: " The Amity Affliction! :P"
Person 1: " Their AMAZINGG!

The Amity Affliction by MaddyLionRawr June 20, 2012

Afflecking 

Shutting down discussion on an important topic by shouting the word "racist" where it doesn't belong.

"The world has an increasing problem with Islamic extremism, but before we discuss it, it's important to distinguish between criticism of Islam as a set of ideas and bigotry against Muslims as a people."
"You can't say that! It's gross! It's racist!"
"Woah, what's that guy's problem? Nothing I just said had anything to do with race."
"Don't mind him, he's just Afflecking."

Afflecking by TheDude765123 March 5, 2016

Afflictionado 

Found in clubs, bars and gyms nationwide, the Afflictionado is characterized by fist pumping, general douchiness and a preference for mixed martial arts clothing brands. The afflictionado can be easily spotted by the reflective gold foil, gothic imagery and other toughguy-ish bullshit on their clothing.

That afflictionado's spray tan is the same color as a New Jersey school bus.

Afflictionado by Bronan the Barbarian! December 27, 2010

Affliction 

Shirts that douchebags wear

Affliction, Ed Hardy, TapouT. All examples of what's in a douchebag's wardrobe.

Affliction by Roc18 September 10, 2009

Affliction T Shirt

An Affliction T Shirt is a shirt worn by a guy who is afflicted with a disease called douche-baggary.

Hey look at that guy in the Affliction T Shirt....you think he knows he's a douche bag? Of course he knows he's a douche bag...that's why he's wearing that shirt

Affliction T Shirt by Seaside Tony January 12, 2010