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Afflecking 

Shutting down discussion on an important topic by shouting the word "racist" where it doesn't belong.
"The world has an increasing problem with Islamic extremism, but before we discuss it, it's important to distinguish between criticism of Islam as a set of ideas and bigotry against Muslims as a people."
"You can't say that! It's gross! It's racist!"
"Woah, what's that guy's problem? Nothing I just said had anything to do with race."
"Don't mind him, he's just Afflecking."
Afflecking by TheDude765123 March 5, 2016
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afflecking 

'afflecking: Publicly wallowing in moral disgust and righteous indignation rather than criticizing ideas on their merits. Publicly accusing someone of being racist because they criticize a religion or an ideology is an example of afflecking.
I tried to reason with her but she just kept afflecking.
afflecking by fire ape May 3, 2016

afflecking 

Completely ignoring a reasonable argument from someone you disagree with, only to interject with an emotionally charged accusation that the speaker is being gross and racist, when in fact they are being neither gross nor racist.
Ben didn't care to hear what Bill and Sam had to say, he just immediately started afflecking to avoid a rational conversation.
afflecking by Dodgethesnail April 20, 2016

Afflecking 

Succeeding despite a noticeable absence of talent, skill, charm and likeability. Affleckers are known to be totally oblivious to their obvious short-comings, making them even more obnoxious.
"You see Brian with that girl last night? He totally Afflecked that, dude."

"I didn't study, I'm pretty dumb, might as well try Afflecking my way through this exam!"
Afflecking by Unknown Chemist August 10, 2016

Ben Afflecking 

When you self-induce a half-chub hoping it'll pass off as flaccid.
So, I went to this African American Sauna and had to go and start Ben Afflecking to fit in.
Ben Afflecking by TittiesOut July 25, 2015

afflacing someone 

When you are in an argument and you begin chirping like a bird until they get on all fours and begin shitting out terrible diarrhea all over your face.
Holy cow, yesterday Jim said he was afflacing someone today…
afflacing someone by Yahoones December 17, 2022

affleckinsale

the hypothetical celebrity hybrid name that would come of ben affleck and kate beckinsale hooking up.
tangerine: "it's too bad ben affleck and kate beckinsale are both married with children."

confused friend: "...why?"

tangerine: "because that means affleckinsale will never happen."