Afflictionado 

Found in clubs, bars and gyms nationwide, the Afflictionado is characterized by fist pumping, general douchiness and a preference for mixed martial arts clothing brands. The afflictionado can be easily spotted by the reflective gold foil, gothic imagery and other toughguy-ish bullshit on their clothing.

That afflictionado's spray tan is the same color as a New Jersey school bus.

Afflictionado by Bronan the Barbarian! December 27, 2010

urban afflictionary 

a sickness suffered by people who are addicted to urbandictionary.com. These people spend most of their time either on the site or trying to coin a term for seemingly everything they experience.

Jumpy has an extrordinarily intense case of urban afflictionary. He is obssessed with inventing new terms for any and everything.

urban afflictionary by provider44 January 17, 2010

afficionado 

A non-fanatical enthusiast.

He was an afficionado rather than a fan.

afficionado by rich brown August 11, 2004

afflictionate

Painful or unwelcome display of affection or fondness.

She crossed from afectionate to afflictionate when she gained 25 pounds and still wants to sit on my lap.

afflictionate by bubob November 27, 2011

Andover Anchovy Afficionado 

A dyke. A lesbian. Originates from the smell of anchovies that often exudes from the vagina of an andovian scale-sucker.

No way is she straight dude, she's proper rank, a real Andover Anchovy Afficionado.

Andover Anchovy Afficionado by Jibber July 5, 2006

affictionado 

A false fan; a person who claims to enjoy something s/he really doesn't.

John is an affictionado of football because his partner watches Monday night game with his buddies.

affictionado by vesuvian September 13, 2009

affictionato 

A person who pretends to like or be a fan/supporter of something. The pretending needs to be obvious to others in order for the term to apply.

A person commenting to a friend about someone's obvious false affection for a band: "I am SO into Coldplay". The person making the claim would be an affictionato.

affictionato by vesuvian September 13, 2009