afflictionate
She crossed from afectionate to afflictionate when she gained 25 pounds and still wants to sit on my lap.
afflictionate by bubob November 27, 2011
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
Affectionate
Affectionate by wordmaster1077 April 7, 2019
affectionate friends
A type of relationship characterized by long, flirty conversations, "dates", make-out sessions, and/or sexual activity, but completely devoid of commitment or attachment.
E didn't want an intense boyfriend-girlfriend relationship, so we decided to be just affectionate friends
affectionate friends by TheForbiddenFruit October 30, 2006
Affectionate Bite
An affectionate bite is when the act of biting is performed in such a way that is meant to portray happiness and love to the bitee. It is not intended to harm or injure (although these are possible side effects) but instill friendliness in a oral form.
She affectionatly bit his arm and all was well.
After an affectionate bite, the two strangers became friends and lived happily ever after.
After an affectionate bite, the two strangers became friends and lived happily ever after.
Affectionate Bite by ~Pretz~ August 11, 2009
Afflictionado
Found in clubs, bars and gyms nationwide, the Afflictionado is characterized by fist pumping, general douchiness and a preference for mixed martial arts clothing brands. The afflictionado can be easily spotted by the reflective gold foil, gothic imagery and other toughguy-ish bullshit on their clothing.
Afflictionado by Bronan the Barbarian! December 27, 2010
e-affectionate
e-affectionate by Dvorah June 23, 2005
Passive Affectionate
adj: Pertaining to behavior in which feelings of affection are expressed in passive ways as, for example, by lacking warmth, dull kissing, limp hand-holding, non-aggressive sexual activity, or intentional inefficiency during intimacy.
Passive Affectionate by MemphisGuy September 7, 2010
More from Urban Dictionary
kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Ajumma
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026
Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026