28 definitions by Roc18

When your penis gets so hard that it doesn't move.
Before i fucked Jaine my dick pulled a Metapod.
by Roc18 April 21, 2010
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A word used to describe thin ugly chicks.
Grenades = bigger ugly chick; Landmines = thinner ugly chick

-Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino"
by Roc18 July 29, 2010
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*10 mins later*

Theresa: Sorry I overreacted it's a Jersey Thing
by Roc18 October 13, 2010
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A meme on 4chan that lets you post what your face would look like in a specific situation. Usually posted in greentext with a picture of said face, like this.


>mfw a eurofag called American Football smibbily wobbly ball near me
>my face when an American was fat near me

>my face when hitler was still alive

>my face when usa won the world cup

>my face when Soulja Boy is considered a musical artist near me

My visage, mfw, my countenance are acceptable as well
by Roc18 August 19, 2010
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aka the Vuvuzela. The annoying plastic trumpets that South African niggers blow for 90 minutes during soccer Matches. Sounds like an elephant dying, hopefully will be banned for the 2010 World Cup.
*Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

Person 1: What is that annoying sound i keep hearing? I'm trying to watch this damn soccer game.

Person 2: Its just the nigger trumpets, try to ignore it.

30 mins later:

Person 1: Fuck it i'm leaving.
by Roc18 April 27, 2010
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K2The2K's definition is incorrect. Nujabes was not an MC/Rapper.

Nujabes was a Japanese Hip Hop Producer who is best known for his two albums Modal Soul and Metaphorical Music and his work on the Samurai Champloo soundtrack.

His music blended Elements of Hip Hop/Jazz/electronica to create a unique sound thats awesome to listen to. He also has the Ristorante Mixtapes which blend several musical genres together perfectly into one mixtape.

He tragically passed away in early 2010 when he got into a car accident. But his music will live on forever.
Rest in beats Nujabes
by Roc18 August 25, 2010
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Computers that hipsters always buy. No better than a PC in terms of usefulness yet they always argue Macs > PCs
A mac isn't a computer, it is a hipster machine
by Roc18 October 06, 2010
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