Muff Cabbage

Theresa: YOU'RE A MUFF CABBAGE! PSYCHO BITCH

*10 mins later*

Theresa: Sorry I overreacted it's a Jersey Thing
by Roc18 October 14, 2010
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Metapod

When your penis gets so hard that it doesn't move.
Before i fucked Jaine my dick pulled a Metapod.
by Roc18 April 22, 2010
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Nigger Trumpet

aka the Vuvuzela. The annoying plastic trumpets that South African niggers blow for 90 minutes during soccer Matches. Sounds like an elephant dying, hopefully will be banned for the 2010 World Cup.
*Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

Person 1: What is that annoying sound i keep hearing? I'm trying to watch this damn soccer game.

Person 2: Its just the nigger trumpets, try to ignore it.

30 mins later:
"burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

Person 1: Fuck it i'm leaving.
by Roc18 April 27, 2010
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The Lebrons

A cartoon show that Lebron James will use to boost his ego even further.
"Watch out cyber world - here come The LeBrons! LeBron James presents his all new animated series "The LeBrons," coming to a computer near you. Click the subscribe button and be the first to know about all the action..."

Me: Really Lebron? and you wonder why everyone hates you.
by Roc18 January 20, 2011
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Phrase used to describe the size of Texas and everything in it in relation to the rest of the United States.

i.e. the size my penis
Everything is bigger in Texas... EVERYTHING
by Roc18 November 28, 2009
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Affliction

Affliction, Ed Hardy, TapouT. All examples of what's in a douchebag's wardrobe.
by Roc18 September 10, 2009
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Terry Crews

A large black man from the movie White Chicks, the Boondocks and Everybody hates Chris who looks like the dude that would rape you if you dropped the soap in the jail. Coolest mothafucka alive.
Terry Crews played in the NFL and is now an Actor.
by Roc18 April 30, 2010
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