Roc18's definitions

Mac

Computers that hipsters always buy. No better than a PC in terms of usefulness yet they always argue Macs > PCs

A mac isn't a computer, it is a hipster machine

by Roc18 October 7, 2010

Metapod

When your penis gets so hard that it doesn't move.

Before i fucked Jaine my dick pulled a Metapod.

by Roc18 April 21, 2010

Street Clothes

What NBA players wear when they are sitting on the sidelines not actually being part of the team.

Stephon Marbury ain't doing nothing for the Knicks, he's just sitting on the side in his street clothes waiting to get paid.

by roc18 December 16, 2008

Sex Definition

A retarded definition usually made by a 12 year old on urbandictionary failing to be funny. A sex definition usually has this formula

Typical definition of a word that is turned into a sexual act:

While you're fucking a girl in the ass (blank) and right before you cum pull your dick out then say (blank) then (blank) while you are cumming, then say "bitch you just got (blanked)

Example of a Sex Definition on Urban Dictionary.

George Washington:

While you're fucking a girl in the ass put wooden teeth on and right before you cum pull your dick out then say "give me liberty or give me death!" then put a $1 bill on her face and cum all over it , then say "bitch you just got George Washingtoned!"

by Roc18 April 28, 2010

Proposition 19

Legal weed. You mad anti-drug fags?

Proposition 19 allows me to smoke whenever where I want. If you voted no to Proposition 19 you're a bitch ass nigga.

by Roc18 November 2, 2010

Blowfish Face

The puckered lipped face that girls on social networks like facebook and myspace use to make themselves look "sexier" when infact it makes them look like a blowfish

Tina has 650 facebook photos and in every single picture she is doing the blowfish face in a failed attempt to look hotter.

by roc18 July 30, 2011

Joaquin Phoenix

A once great actor who basically said "Fuck this shit" and grew a kickass beard and started a new rap career. Joaquin went on David Letterman and totally fucked his shit up, he put gum under the dude's table didn't watch or talk about a movie he starred in and had a nervous tick. His performances are out of this world also, while Joaquin was rapping he walked straight off a stage and fell to the ground like air was ground or something. In another performance Joaquin let niggas know what was good when he wrecked this dude for heckling him on stage. His debut album is set to drop in 09'

Hey did you see Joaquin Phoenix on David Letterman last night?

Yeah, why did he look like a hobo and looked like he didn't want to be there?

Cuz he's G Bro!

by roc18 March 13, 2009