Roc18's definitions

Flintstoned

The state of being so high it feels like you're back in the stoned age.

Man im so fucked up right now nigga!

Yeah me too man, im flintstoned!

by Roc18 May 7, 2010

Affliction

Shirts that douchebags wear

Affliction, Ed Hardy, TapouT. All examples of what's in a douchebag's wardrobe.

by Roc18 September 10, 2009

2011

T-Minus 1 year to everybody's death in 2012.

Woo its 2011! Just one more year to live, lets make this year awesome.

by Roc18 May 30, 2010

Everything is bigger in Texas

Phrase used to describe the size of Texas and everything in it in relation to the rest of the United States.

i.e. the size my penis

Everything is bigger in Texas... EVERYTHING

by Roc18 November 28, 2009

Muff Cabbage

Slang for a woman's vagina.

Theresa: YOU'RE A MUFF CABBAGE! PSYCHO BITCH

*10 mins later*

Theresa: Sorry I overreacted it's a Jersey Thing

by Roc18 October 16, 2010

Joaquin Phoenix

A once great actor who basically said "Fuck this shit" and grew a kickass beard and started a new rap career. Joaquin went on David Letterman and totally fucked his shit up, he put gum under the dude's table didn't watch or talk about a movie he starred in and had a nervous tick. His performances are out of this world also, while Joaquin was rapping he walked straight off a stage and fell to the ground like air was ground or something. In another performance Joaquin let niggas know what was good when he wrecked this dude for heckling him on stage. His debut album is set to drop in 09'

Hey did you see Joaquin Phoenix on David Letterman last night?

Yeah, why did he look like a hobo and looked like he didn't want to be there?

Cuz he's G Bro!

by roc18 March 13, 2009

Mac

Computers that hipsters always buy. No better than a PC in terms of usefulness yet they always argue Macs > PCs

A mac isn't a computer, it is a hipster machine

by Roc18 October 7, 2010