Roc18's definitions

Affliction

Shirts that douchebags wear

Affliction, Ed Hardy, TapouT. All examples of what's in a douchebag's wardrobe.

by Roc18 September 10, 2009

Terry Crews

A large black man from the movie White Chicks, the Boondocks and Everybody hates Chris who looks like the dude that would rape you if you dropped the soap in the jail. Coolest mothafucka alive.

Terry Crews played in the NFL and is now an Actor.

by Roc18 April 30, 2010

Chiddy Bang

A fine example of what type of music should be mainstream as opposed to Soulja Boy, Lil Wayne etc.

Hip Hop group made up of Chiddy (rapper) and Xaphoon Jones (producer). Made 2 Solid Mixtapes "Air Swell" and The "Swelly Express" and are releasing their debut album "The Swelly Life" this September.

Chiddy Bang! And we're pretty much amazing!

Xaphoon you crazy!

by Roc18 August 8, 2010

Everything is bigger in Texas

Phrase used to describe the size of Texas and everything in it in relation to the rest of the United States.

i.e. the size my penis

Everything is bigger in Texas... EVERYTHING

by Roc18 November 28, 2009

Muff Cabbage

Slang for a woman's vagina.

Theresa: YOU'RE A MUFF CABBAGE! PSYCHO BITCH

*10 mins later*

Theresa: Sorry I overreacted it's a Jersey Thing

by Roc18 October 16, 2010

Joaquin Phoenix

A once great actor who basically said "Fuck this shit" and grew a kickass beard and started a new rap career. Joaquin went on David Letterman and totally fucked his shit up, he put gum under the dude's table didn't watch or talk about a movie he starred in and had a nervous tick. His performances are out of this world also, while Joaquin was rapping he walked straight off a stage and fell to the ground like air was ground or something. In another performance Joaquin let niggas know what was good when he wrecked this dude for heckling him on stage. His debut album is set to drop in 09'

Hey did you see Joaquin Phoenix on David Letterman last night?

Yeah, why did he look like a hobo and looked like he didn't want to be there?

Cuz he's G Bro!

by roc18 March 13, 2009

My face when

A meme on 4chan that lets you post what your face would look like in a specific situation. Usually posted in greentext with a picture of said face, like this.

why.jpg

>mfw a eurofag called American Football smibbily wobbly ball near me

>my face when an American was fat near me

>my face when hitler was still alive

>my face when usa won the world cup

>my face when Soulja Boy is considered a musical artist near me

My visage, mfw, my countenance are acceptable as well

by Roc18 August 20, 2010