2011

T-Minus 1 year to everybody's death in 2012.

Woo its 2011! Just one more year to live, lets make this year awesome.

by Roc18 May 30, 2010

Emancipator

Awesome electronic music producer from Virginia.

Emancipator escaped from the Underground Railroad Chain Gang in the 11th century. He invented the hot air balloon, with which he chartered the Amazon River. He invented wine.

Emancipator found the formula for the crystallization of ice during a quiet Japanese winter. He perfected the art of agriculture. He can climb trees faster than you.

Emancipator bleeds ambrosia. He discovered Iceland. He can breathe underwater.

Emancipator lives in a fortress made of moon rock. His presence attracts songbirds. He can recite all the digits of pi.

by Roc18 December 22, 2009

The Lebrons

A cartoon show that Lebron James will use to boost his ego even further.

"Watch out cyber world - here come The LeBrons! LeBron James presents his all new animated series "The LeBrons," coming to a computer near you. Click the subscribe button and be the first to know about all the action..."

Me: Really Lebron? and you wonder why everyone hates you.

by Roc18 January 21, 2011

dislike fag

That one person who always dislikes a youtube video or thumbs down an urbandictionary definition just for troll purposes, no matter how excellent or flawless the video or definition is.

Me: Hey my definition for "My face when" has 34 likes and 0 dislikes awesome, I can't think of a reason someone would dislike this.

*2 days later*

Me: WTF 1 dislike? THE DEFINITION WAS PERFECT FUUUUUUUU-

*go on rampage over the thumbs down*

dislike fag: u mad bro? *trollface*

by roc18 May 08, 2011

Free Weezy

What white people say when they want to sound gangsta.

White Guy: Yo Lil Wayne is tha best rappa alive nigga Free Weezy!

Black guy: kill yourself.

by Roc18 April 28, 2010

Joaquin Phoenix

A once great actor who basically said "Fuck this shit" and grew a kickass beard and started a new rap career. Joaquin went on David Letterman and totally fucked his shit up, he put gum under the dude's table didn't watch or talk about a movie he starred in and had a nervous tick. His performances are out of this world also, while Joaquin was rapping he walked straight off a stage and fell to the ground like air was ground or something. In another performance Joaquin let niggas know what was good when he wrecked this dude for heckling him on stage. His debut album is set to drop in 09'

Hey did you see Joaquin Phoenix on David Letterman last night?

Yeah, why did he look like a hobo and looked like he didn't want to be there?

Cuz he's G Bro!

by roc18 March 13, 2009

Proposition 19

Legal weed. You mad anti-drug fags?

Proposition 19 allows me to smoke whenever where I want. If you voted no to Proposition 19 you're a bitch ass nigga.

by Roc18 November 02, 2010