2011

T-Minus 1 year to everybody's death in 2012.
Woo its 2011! Just one more year to live, lets make this year awesome.
by Roc18 May 30, 2010
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Affliction

Affliction, Ed Hardy, TapouT. All examples of what's in a douchebag's wardrobe.
by Roc18 September 10, 2009
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Metapod

When your penis gets so hard that it doesn't move.
Before i fucked Jaine my dick pulled a Metapod.
by Roc18 April 21, 2010
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My face when

A meme on 4chan that lets you post what your face would look like in a specific situation. Usually posted in greentext with a picture of said face, like this.

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>mfw a eurofag called American Football smibbily wobbly ball near me
>my face when an American was fat near me

>my face when hitler was still alive

>my face when usa won the world cup

>my face when Soulja Boy is considered a musical artist near me

My visage, mfw, my countenance are acceptable as well
by Roc18 August 20, 2010
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Sex Definition

A retarded definition usually made by a 12 year old on urbandictionary failing to be funny. A sex definition usually has this formula

Typical definition of a word that is turned into a sexual act:

While you're fucking a girl in the ass (blank) and right before you cum pull your dick out then say (blank) then (blank) while you are cumming, then say "bitch you just got (blanked)
Example of a Sex Definition on Urban Dictionary.

George Washington:

While you're fucking a girl in the ass put wooden teeth on and right before you cum pull your dick out then say "give me liberty or give me death!" then put a $1 bill on her face and cum all over it , then say "bitch you just got George Washingtoned!"
by Roc18 April 28, 2010
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A total badass that every man wants to be when they get older. His commercials show just how pussified society has become in the past 50 years.
"I dont always drink beer, but when I do I prefer Dos Equis."

"Stay thirsty my friends."

Quoted from The Most Interesting Man in the World
by roc18 August 13, 2009
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Nigger Trumpet

aka the Vuvuzela. The annoying plastic trumpets that South African niggers blow for 90 minutes during soccer Matches. Sounds like an elephant dying, hopefully will be banned for the 2010 World Cup.
*Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

Person 1: What is that annoying sound i keep hearing? I'm trying to watch this damn soccer game.

Person 2: Its just the nigger trumpets, try to ignore it.

30 mins later:
"burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

Person 1: Fuck it i'm leaving.
by Roc18 April 27, 2010
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