Wjeeze
Wjeeze by Mini-Crushies September 22, 2019
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Carl Wheezer
The living embodiment of Satan who after doing cock and ball torture can destroy galaxies is seconds.
Carl Wheezer by Nashers567 April 11, 2020
Carl Wheezer
a puffy cheeto haired, very smexy man that flies around the world training all the kindergartners about cock and ball torture. He also is equipped a technique to make sure he can educate people on CBT, he defends himself by emitting a loud shriek that if heard can give you type two diabetes and will slowly kill you throughout your lifetime.
Teacher: So class what do you wanna be when you grow up
Student 1: Astronaut!
Student 2: Chef
Student 3: Doctor
Ethan: I wanna be Carl Wheezer when I grow up!
Teacher: *aims the AK-47*
Student 1: Astronaut!
Student 2: Chef
Student 3: Doctor
Ethan: I wanna be Carl Wheezer when I grow up!
Teacher: *aims the AK-47*
Carl Wheezer by rookhazed-chan March 20, 2020
Weasley's Wizard Wheezes
A joke shop located in Diagon Alley where all you're pranking dreams come true. Owned by Fred (RIP) and George Weasley. Home to anything fun in the wizarding world. Well known for insulting Voldemort with the You-Know-Poo sign.
Argus Filch's worst nightmare...
Argus Filch's worst nightmare...
Dude, let's go to Weasley's Wizard Wheezes!
Yea I need to restock my joke supplies! Filch took it all.
Yea I need to restock my joke supplies! Filch took it all.
Weasley's Wizard Wheezes by TrueMILAer December 27, 2010
bro wheeze
bro wheeze is a supernatural being made of the constructs of time, space, 13 other dimensions and a male genitalia. It is said that he was amidst the rise and fall of the dinosaurs, the egyptians and the roman empire always lurking in the shadows, wheezing. The only thing superior to the mighty bro wheeze is his nigga yung breezy. In his 3 dimensional form, bro wheeze takes the shape of a cyclops penis with a singular testicle alongside his bionic testicle.
bro wheeze by Dr. Fluffykins May 17, 2020
Wheeze
Tammy: *says funny joke*
Karol: *laughs so hard only a wheeze comes out*
Tammy: I'M DED YOUR WHEEZE WAS EVERYTHING
Karol: YES
Karol: *laughs so hard only a wheeze comes out*
Tammy: I'M DED YOUR WHEEZE WAS EVERYTHING
Karol: YES
Wheeze by trump is the best February 22, 2018
milk wheeze
a particularly foul-smelling fart that feels three times heavier than air, smells like propane and milk, and usually occurs in five-minute intervals. a direct byproduct of eating/drinking too much raw protein, milk, or eggs.
also known as a "protein stain".
also known as a "protein stain".
Dave: "John needs to quit eating 30 eggs a day, his last milk wheeze made me vomit despite me being three rooms away."
John: "Tell me about it."
John: "Tell me about it."
milk wheeze by marblecakealsothegame13 December 6, 2018
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