3 definitions by Dr. Fluffykins
A cyclops penis is a subspecies of the very fabrics of reality itself. It is said that the cyclops penises where amongst the first things synthesized after the big bang. They are characterized in a 2 dimensional form as a penis (obviously) with a signature eye resembling that of a predator and their rather large lips just beneath the aforementioned eye. They also have 2 signature organic testicles (on the exception of the mighty bro wheeze) in which they draw their strength from reality. The two most widely knows cyclops penises are yung breezy (the almighty) and his nigga bro wheeze.
by Dr. Fluffykins May 18, 2020
Yung breezy is an interdimensional being, capable of bridging hundreds of dimensions to achieve ultimate power capabilities. He was founded within the first instances of the universe and his history was known only to the most knowledgeable of humans whom'st can only comprehend a bi-dimensional form of the aforementioned being. His physical, 2 dimensional shape, consists of a cyclops penis of overall 5 inches (balls included) and his singular eye to the likes of which resemble a predatorial bobcats eyes, are only complimented by his rather large lips on his mouth and veins increasing the circumference of the shaft. He is the most powerful of the cyclops penises coinciding the mighty bro wheeze
Guy 1: Yo what did you draw on your desk?
Guy 2: Its none other than yung breezy, you baffling buffoon. He is beyond all our comprehension and this is his only representation.
History teacher: Hey what did you draw ther-..... *fucking dies*
Guy 2: Its none other than yung breezy, you baffling buffoon. He is beyond all our comprehension and this is his only representation.
History teacher: Hey what did you draw ther-..... *fucking dies*
by Dr. Fluffykins May 18, 2020
bro wheeze is a supernatural being made of the constructs of time, space, 13 other dimensions and a male genitalia. It is said that he was amidst the rise and fall of the dinosaurs, the egyptians and the roman empire always lurking in the shadows, wheezing. The only thing superior to the mighty bro wheeze is his nigga yung breezy. In his 3 dimensional form, bro wheeze takes the shape of a cyclops penis with a singular testicle alongside his bionic testicle.
by Dr. Fluffykins May 17, 2020