Destroyer of cwasants. He gains so much kinetic energy that he will bounce twice the height he fell from. When in ball formation, he can roll at supersonic speeds, much like Hammond from Overwatch. His only weak points are his limbs and feelings. Any other attempt at attacking him will bounce back with more force than you could fathom. If you ever come across a Carl Wheezer, then it just isn't your day.
by Yeet n' Delete January 28, 2019
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Dejagoo is the strange feeling that you've been in this sticky situation before. It is dejavu due to goo. Usual symptoms are shivers down once's spine followed by disgust, especially if actual goo is involved.
Dude I like just like stepped in doggy doodoo. And i was like, oh dude this feels familiar. Then I remembered that I like stepped in pup poo like last weekend too. Surreal man, it was like total dejagoo.
by Hukra March 14, 2009
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The living embodiment of Satan who after doing cock and ball torture can destroy galaxies is seconds.
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by Nashers567 April 11, 2020
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1. Jimmy Neutron's overweight friend who has too many allergies to list
2. He is highly obsessed with llamas. ( IT'S NOT HEALTHY )
3. He can basically eat anything.
4. How can a boy who has severe allergies to every imaginable thing (except llamas) and yet still can eat ANYTHING?
5. He's a Momma's Boy
2. He is highly obsessed with llamas. ( IT'S NOT HEALTHY )
3. He can basically eat anything.
4. How can a boy who has severe allergies to every imaginable thing (except llamas) and yet still can eat ANYTHING?
5. He's a Momma's Boy
Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius (Movie)
the aliens are making the parents do a chicken dance
Nick: They're making our parents dance so lame.
Carl: No, my dad really dances like that.
Jimmy: What girl wants to dance with a guy who looks like he should still be in Gymboree?
Carl: quietly I didn't think we liked girls yet, Jim.
Jimmy: Oh, we don't, we don't, no, not yet. However, one day, Carl, an influx of hormones that we can't control will overpower our better judgment and drive us to pursue the female species against our will.
Carl: Hey, this astronaut food isn't too bad.
Jimmy: That's toothpaste, Carl.
Carl: Oh. Minty.
Carl Wheezer: Weee. Llamas, llamas, llamas.
the aliens are making the parents do a chicken dance
Nick: They're making our parents dance so lame.
Carl: No, my dad really dances like that.
Jimmy: What girl wants to dance with a guy who looks like he should still be in Gymboree?
Carl: quietly I didn't think we liked girls yet, Jim.
Jimmy: Oh, we don't, we don't, no, not yet. However, one day, Carl, an influx of hormones that we can't control will overpower our better judgment and drive us to pursue the female species against our will.
Carl: Hey, this astronaut food isn't too bad.
Jimmy: That's toothpaste, Carl.
Carl: Oh. Minty.
Carl Wheezer: Weee. Llamas, llamas, llamas.
by somebody//AWESOME August 08, 2011
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a puffy cheeto haired, very smexy man that flies around the world training all the kindergartners about cock and ball torture. He also is equipped a technique to make sure he can educate people on CBT, he defends himself by emitting a loud shriek that if heard can give you type two diabetes and will slowly kill you throughout your lifetime.
Teacher: So class what do you wanna be when you grow up
Student 1: Astronaut!
Student 2: Chef
Student 3: Doctor
Ethan: I wanna be Carl Wheezer when I grow up!
Teacher: *aims the AK-47*
Student 1: Astronaut!
Student 2: Chef
Student 3: Doctor
Ethan: I wanna be Carl Wheezer when I grow up!
Teacher: *aims the AK-47*
by rookhazed-chan March 20, 2020
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A very beautiful and powerful religious figure. Nobody in religion can match his greatness. He has conquered the miltiverse time and time again just for sport.
by Kevin_onsomegangshit69 May 07, 2019
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