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1. Jimmy Neutron's overweight friend who has too many allergies to list

2. He is highly obsessed with llamas. ( IT'S NOT HEALTHY )

3. He can basically eat anything.

4. How can a boy who has severe allergies to every imaginable thing (except llamas) and yet still can eat ANYTHING?

5. He's a Momma's Boy
Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius (Movie)
the aliens are making the parents do a chicken dance

Nick: They're making our parents dance so lame.

Carl: No, my dad really dances like that.

Jimmy: What girl wants to dance with a guy who looks like he should still be in Gymboree?

Carl: quietly I didn't think we liked girls yet, Jim.

Jimmy: Oh, we don't, we don't, no, not yet. However, one day, Carl, an influx of hormones that we can't control will overpower our better judgment and drive us to pursue the female species against our will.

Carl: Hey, this astronaut food isn't too bad.

Jimmy: That's toothpaste, Carl.

Carl: Oh. Minty.

Carl Wheezer: Weee. Llamas, llamas, llamas.
by somebody//AWESOME August 08, 2011
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Destroyer of cwasants. He gains so much kinetic energy that he will bounce twice the height he fell from. When in ball formation, he can roll at supersonic speeds, much like Hammond from Overwatch. His only weak points are his limbs and feelings. Any other attempt at attacking him will bounce back with more force than you could fathom. If you ever come across a Carl Wheezer, then it just isn't your day.
Carl Wheezer just raped me using only his tongue and a cwasant.
by Yeet n' Delete January 28, 2019
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A very beautiful and powerful religious figure. Nobody in religion can match his greatness. He has conquered the miltiverse time and time again just for sport.
Me- praise the Lord
Freind- Hiel Carl Wheezer
by Kevin_onsomegangshit69 May 07, 2019
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