weezel 

is when you change into a different character. a specific time of day when you turn into weezel when your inner self is out and weezifed to the public.

im bout to turn my weezel on.

thats not even his weezel.

weezel by Dylie July 7, 2009

weezel 

a guy whom i already am starting to miss

i hope weezel will miss me as much as i will miss him

weezel by anonymous April 19, 2004

weezel 

the one and only (also known as urd)

weezel is the coolest person ive ever met, by the way, did you see his butt pirate?

weezel by WEEZEL May 6, 2003

Weezel

Describes the smell of an overwhelming day in the car, with your sweaty brother wearing a diaper packed and sagging with deep brown poop, and you grasp open the window with desperation, but it’s hot out and there’s barely any wind.

“Ew, he smells like weezel. I think his diaper is overflowing. Oh look, his poop exceeded past the diaper line and is overflowing up his back. He is also sweating buckets.”

Weezel by Big N00r4h March 14, 2026

weezel dick 

A penis that has been slept on or previously thought of as sub par but in reality is a sneakily fantastic penis in overall appearance, girth, and length.

Yo Jeff, I heard that cripple in the band actually has a weezel dick, rumor has it he has been hooking up with a playboy bunny.

weezel dick by StiffyLongBottom May 25, 2022

alpha weezel 

The man in charge of analyzing the stock markets and directing a group of stock weezels of when and what stock to buy. The objective is to get in and get out quickly with as much profit as possible.

I don't know how he does it but wish I could pick stocks like the alpha weezel, the guy is a genius!

alpha weezel by mrkts4fun April 4, 2008

stock weezel

A stock market player who looks for opportunities to make a quick dollar. Uses all forms of stock market trading theories including momentum trades, day trades, swing trades, channel trades, value trades and technical analysis but not married to a single style. Likes to “weezel” in unnoticed by market makers and “weezel” out with a pocket full of cash, hopefully from the big players pockets whom he detests. Almost always works as a group of investors lead by the “Alpha” weezel who directs the group when and what stock to start weezeling. A stock weezel is very flexible and can hold a position for only a day a week or a couple of month but never long term.

Buddy is making good coin in the markets lately! He gets in and gets out, that dam stock weezel is making a killing!

stock weezel by mrkts4fun April 4, 2008