v. owned, 0wned, pwned, 0wn3d, pwn3d, own3d.
v. tr.
To be made a fool of; To make a fool of; To confound or prove wrong; embarrasing someone: Being embarrased.
I owned you in counter-strike. You were owned at the party yesterday.
by Quick Reply September 20, 2003
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Total and undeniable dominance to make them ones bitch. To dominate the person completely, to humiliate them, to be physically or mentally disgraced. Defeated, lost, humiliated, possessed, treated as an inferior, forced to be submissive to the greed and selfishness of their owner. Mentally controlled and brainwashed serving the self-centered greediness of others. Unloved and beaten down physically and mentally only to service their owner, defeated and stripped of their free will, used as the owners property. Conquered, captured, forced to comply to demands with no will of your own. Becoming an owned thing. Having your free will utterly destroyed. Having your dignity crushed and dominated used by the owner(s). Having your own wants and desires Paralyzed to the point of having no free will or desires of your own – entering a state of mental immobility and giving your life over to
the owner to be dominated and let them do with you as they want as time and your life rush by never to be seen again, gone forever as you are constantly used by them to satisfy their vicious greed. Never to be truly Loved again.. Becoming the bitch of someone after being totally dominated or embarrassed by them. Total demoralization of someone usually in public. The person who is owned must submit to being humiliated, and used as a fool. They must stand by as the owner(s) brag about how they control and use the owned bitch.
his bitch wife is now his owned property.
by gallant one January 15, 2010
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To be physically or mentally disgraced in a formidible fasion.
Peter got owned by aunt Clara because he tried to steal her purse; Kicked in the nuts.
by Afghan dude December 2, 2008
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An overused gamerboy term. Using this term is now considered the most potent contraceptive available. Anyone saying this is guaranteed not to get any.
Everyone and his brother has uploaded a picture for "Owned", although no one cares about it and no one will see it.
by Satchmo II March 14, 2005
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Meaning you got told or someone or something showed you up. It's a word over-used my immature teenagers. Mostly while playing video games, but sometimes it's said randomly.
Old lady slips on ice and falls.
Boy: Haha! OWNED!!
Old lady: How?
Boy: Dude, the ice totally owned you.
by BlameitChick January 2, 2011
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To be defeated in a computer game, causing the winner's ego to inflate like a party balloon as if such a victory has any tangible significance outside that of his stinking socks-infested dorm room. These people will frequently create animated GIFs of violent sports events where a player gets clobbered by his opponent, complete with blinking neon "PWN3D!" captions, and post them on their blogs to indicate that they should not be messed with.
Person A: Dude, totally like you sooo suck so much, I PWNZ0RED J00!!!!11!!11

Person B: It's a god damned game of rock/paper/scissors, asshole. Please die.
by The 2-Belo October 13, 2003
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- To get busted by someone.
- To get caught red handed.
- To get beat down physically or verbally.
- To get beat at a game of some kind.
- To get mocked out so hard, that you can never show your face in public ever again, leaving you with only one means of socialization: the internet.
MAN!!!! You got fuckin' OWNED, biotch!
by goldtoofblingbling November 6, 2004
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