wheeze

A high pitched whistling sound made when a joke knocks your socks off.
laugh giggle wheeze
by wheezus August 13, 2016
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to mooch, take advantage of, or enjoy without proper consent
1. one might "wheeze the juice" while drinking slurpee straight from the nozle
2."if you're all edged cuz i'm WHEEZIN off your grindage just chill" = if your upset cuz i'm moochin off of you, relax.
by cibyl June 20, 2003
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to mooch according to Pauly Shore in Encino Man
by cibyl June 20, 2003
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wheeze

Originally used as the all-purpose adjective, this word has morphed into a synonym for 'awkward', ‘strange’, and ‘funny’. It can be used to describe uncomfortable social situations and the like.
1. The way John stands so close to you when he talks is so wheeze!

2. Have you noticed how wheeze Monica becomes when she talks about her ankles?

3. Person one just finished discribing an awkward event.
Person two: Wheeze, man!

4. This caserole tastes a little wheeze, Grandma. Did you follow the recipie?
by Syph Stevens January 25, 2007
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Refering to a story or to be told something. Used in various contexts, for example:
What's the wheeze? (whats the story?)
Thats a nasty wheeze. (Thats an unfortunate situation)
He wheezed me about what happened. (He told me about what happened)
by greasy23 July 05, 2006
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jaiden: “yo kyle is a wheeze”
sarah: “yeah i know
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Wheezing

The sound you make when your laughing so hard that you can't really breath or make so you're just sitting there like a dying seal
by Kelly de bitch June 06, 2018
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