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When you laugh so hard that you just make breath noises. no laugh comes out, just air.
Tammy: *says funny joke*

Karol: *laughs so hard only a wheeze comes out*

Karol: YES
by trump is the best February 22, 2018
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(Wheeze) is the most common line in the internet series Buzzfeed Unsolved. Typically, it is Ryan who is wheezing but Shane can be seen in yellow doing the same at times.
Shane: I'm jumping, I've jumped, I've landed.
Ryan: (Wheeze)
Shane: SHARK.
by MusicalTrash☆ February 17, 2019
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to mooch, take advantage of, or enjoy without proper consent
1. one might "wheeze the juice" while drinking slurpee straight from the nozle
2."if you're all edged cuz i'm WHEEZIN off your grindage just chill" = if your upset cuz i'm moochin off of you, relax.
by cibyl June 20, 2003
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Originally used as the all-purpose adjective, this word has morphed into a synonym for 'awkward', ‘strange’, and ‘funny’. It can be used to describe uncomfortable social situations and the like.
1. The way John stands so close to you when he talks is so wheeze!

2. Have you noticed how wheeze Monica becomes when she talks about her ankles?

3. Person one just finished discribing an awkward event.
Person two: Wheeze, man!

4. This caserole tastes a little wheeze, Grandma. Did you follow the recipie?
by Syph Stevens January 24, 2007
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Refering to a story or to be told something. Used in various contexts, for example:
What's the wheeze? (whats the story?)
Thats a nasty wheeze. (Thats an unfortunate situation)
He wheezed me about what happened. (He told me about what happened)
by greasy23 July 05, 2006
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