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Wheezer
In this instance referring to online and over the phone retail sales.
A Wheezer is a customer who attempts to get the absolute lowest price on an item they desire by going back and forth between two or more retail companies, Using the previous company’s quoted price as leverage on the next company until eventually neither company will go any lower in price.
They are informally known as a Wheezer among the retail worker community due to the excessive effort they put into being a cheapskate.
It’s also an indirect reference to the stereotypical personality type of a Wheezer Which is often perceived as an obese, Low income, Caucasian couple, With various health issues, A sedentary lifestyle, And breathing issues caused by being overweight.
A Wheezer is a customer who attempts to get the absolute lowest price on an item they desire by going back and forth between two or more retail companies, Using the previous company’s quoted price as leverage on the next company until eventually neither company will go any lower in price.
They are informally known as a Wheezer among the retail worker community due to the excessive effort they put into being a cheapskate.
It’s also an indirect reference to the stereotypical personality type of a Wheezer Which is often perceived as an obese, Low income, Caucasian couple, With various health issues, A sedentary lifestyle, And breathing issues caused by being overweight.
P2: Hey John, You have a customer asking for you on line 4, Says his name is Mike J.
P1: Dammit, It’s that damn Wheezer trying to knock the bottom out of our prices, Tell him to fuck off.
*Black-List his caller ID*
P1: Dammit, It’s that damn Wheezer trying to knock the bottom out of our prices, Tell him to fuck off.
*Black-List his caller ID*
Wheezer by ReactorCoreMemedown December 1, 2018
wheezer
In most cases, an individual with bad asthma. The connotation is seen in more of a negative light, especially among those who have the disease.
wheezer pleaser
The wheezer pleaser is were in the middle of sex you tell a funny joke to get your partner wheezing while you thrust into them.
wheezer pleaser by Apple milk with apple milf September 29, 2020
Wheezer Kid
1. A kid, who undoubtedly listens to Wheezer, and also is on a field trip, on a bus, on the way to the asshole.
2. A kid who sits on the ground and yells "I don't care! I don't care!" for a half hour.
2. A kid who sits on the ground and yells "I don't care! I don't care!" for a half hour.
Well one time I was playing Halo 2 and talking a bunch of crap and suddenly I found myself on a bus, on the way to the asshole, and I'm like "Hey! I'm a Wheezer Kid!"
Wheezer Kid by Raj O Mac October 28, 2007
Carl Wheezer
The living embodiment of Satan who after doing cock and ball torture can destroy galaxies is seconds.
Carl Wheezer by Nashers567 April 11, 2020
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