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weekdaily basis
weekdaily basis by tdbmachine October 24, 2007
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weekday father
A reference to having a dad throughout the week that takes care of you and your needs growing up, while the weekends may be an entirely different story.
My weekday father always brought me a chocolate Instant Breakfast drink blended with a banana to start my day.
weekday father by Dr Bunnygirl October 19, 2019
weekday girl
WEEKDAY GIRL is great...if your a guy.She's super cool. Easy going. Doesn't ask too much of you. Kinda at your mercy in way. She waits for you to call.She needs attention but won't say that she does, she doesn't want to "scare" you so she won't call you too much. She puts up a front, she actually really likes you but knows and accepts that you are busy and have responsibilities. So you can only see her later in the night after you have completed your day. But she's waiting patiently, prettied up and smiling for you when she opens the door...on a WEEKDAY!!! You are tired and want to stay in, we "understand" because you have had a loooong day, we are here for you. Disapointed but we won't let it show. There's always Friday and Saturday. But wait! You are not good enough for a Friday or Saturday...because your WEEKDAY GIRL! Fridays and Saturdays are not her nights. Those are reserved for actual "BUDDIES", WEEKDAY GIRL does not rank those nights. She's in a sense not a buddy nor a friend because she cannot even be mixed with them. She's only good enough for WEEKDAYS when not much else is going on. So there she is on a weekend easily available or worse ALONE, hopeful that he may call her if he strikes out at the bar or is just drunk enough to not know its the WEEKEND. And being WEEDAY GIRL she picks up the phone in hopes of maybe the transition into WEEKEND GIRL may happen. It doesn't. It won't.
weekday girl by moto5892 February 2, 2008
Weekday Sober Ass
1. Hooking up with someone sober on a weekday (rather than weekend).
2. Criteria that automatically qualifies someone as a girlfriend or boyfriend.
2. Criteria that automatically qualifies someone as a girlfriend or boyfriend.
Tony: That girl from the gym came over to my place last night to watch a movie, and we hooked up.
Jack: On a Tuesday? I didn't know she was your girlfriend.
Tony: No way, dude! She's not my girlfriend.
Jack: You got weekday sober ass. That's a girlfriend.
Jack: On a Tuesday? I didn't know she was your girlfriend.
Tony: No way, dude! She's not my girlfriend.
Jack: You got weekday sober ass. That's a girlfriend.
Weekday Sober Ass by groybiv December 9, 2009
weekday combo
The act of masturbating and promptly falling asleep for an inconveniently long amount of time. Usually, but not exclusively performed during the week after business hours. A typical weekday combo will ruin your schedule and leave you feeling gross and unemployed.
Person 1: Hey man how's your research project going? My group made a lot of progress last night!
Person 2: Dude I fucked up... totally hit it with the weekday combo and missed the meeting. I've been asleep for 4 hours.
Person 2: Dude I fucked up... totally hit it with the weekday combo and missed the meeting. I've been asleep for 4 hours.
weekday combo by *RATM* Mad Boy May 31, 2016
Optimized weekday after-work game plan
Recent studies show that after leaving your 9-5, the most optimal way to spend your evening is eating Chipotle and getting a blowjob. This is statistically shown to increase levels of serotonin, endorphins, dopamine, and oxytocin.
Person 1 - Hey man, are you executing the optimized weekday after-work game plan?
Person 2 - Of course brother. I'm picking up 2 orders of chipotle at 6. Girlfriend is coming over at 6:30!
Person 2 - Of course brother. I'm picking up 2 orders of chipotle at 6. Girlfriend is coming over at 6:30!
Optimized weekday after-work game plan by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020
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