Definitions by tdbmachine

hipster boycott 

When you boycott a product or service you were never buying to begin with.

John says he's boycotting Starbucks because of their price increases, but he never went there before. A real hipster boycott

hipster boycott by tdbmachine November 8, 2023

Facebook probation 

1. When you take someone out of facebook limbo by accepting their friend request, but with the "This person can only see my limited profile" setting.

2. Moving a facebook friend's status down from normal to limited profile so they can't see all your shit.

1. "Yeah that chick from my math class keeps adding me as a friend. I think I'm just gonna put her on Facebook probation so she'll stop annoying me."

2. "Alright this dude has commented on all 150 of my photos. He's going on facebook probation.

Facebook probation by tdbmachine January 6, 2008

GTFU 

Acronym for "Get the fuck up".

"Dude, it's 9:45 and you're still sleeping, you need to GTFU and go to class!"

GTFU by tdbmachine January 3, 2008

Siren DJ 

n. A police officer that feels the need to get your attention by playing with his siren in a DJ-like fashion rather than just flash the lights or use the siren normally

"Dude I made an incomplete stop the other day and I got pulled over by some ass-hole siren DJ"

Siren DJ by tdbmachine December 29, 2007

weekdaily basis 

Occurring on a daily basis, only on weekdays.

I go to class on a weekdaily basis.

weekdaily basis by tdbmachine October 24, 2007

PS 

What you add at the end of a letter when you forgot something. Also a good joke by comedian Mitch Hedberg.

"At the end of my letters i like to write "PS - This is what part of the alphabet would look like if Q and R were eliminated."

PS by tdbmachine January 15, 2006

dumpster dive

To search through dumpsters looking for good things that other people have thrown away. Usually done outside buisnesses.

Hey dude lets go dumpster dive outside best buy and Ultimate Electronics.

dumpster dive by tdbmachine May 20, 2005