A ruling party within a country that enforces strict obedience and allegiance to authority at the expense of personal freedom (as seen in Iran, Syria, North Korea, Russia, China, and sometimes, America).
Person 1 - Hey what are the most up and coming authoritarian regimes?
Person 2 - The Trump administration is rising the ranks quickly. Let's see if they can compete with North Korea and Syria.
Person 2 - The Trump administration is rising the ranks quickly. Let's see if they can compete with North Korea and Syria.
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Get the Authoritarian Regime mug.Refers to a situation upon which there is a statistically binary outcome in the opportunity to have sex with an attractive married woman.
Person A - How do I know if there's a fifty percent chance I fuck your wife?
Person B - It's cool with me as long as it's cool with her and I'm allowed to watch!
Person B - It's cool with me as long as it's cool with her and I'm allowed to watch!
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Get the Tingling Tampon mug.Describes an action that is seeking external approval from others; typically to solve some deep-rooted childhood trauma.
That girl is exhibiting validation seeking behavior by posting half-naked selfies on Instagram all day.
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Person 1 - Hey man, are you executing the optimized weekday after-work game plan?
Person 2 - Of course brother. I'm picking up 2 orders of chipotle at 6. Girlfriend is coming over at 6:30!
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Conspiracy theorists state that this is how the Russian government blackmails powerful politicians and businessmen. There have not yet been any recorded cases of Russian mail-order brides blackmailing their rich, powerful husbands.
Conspiracy theorists state that this is how the Russian government blackmails powerful politicians and businessmen. There have not yet been any recorded cases of Russian mail-order brides blackmailing their rich, powerful husbands.
Person A - Hey are you still planning on going through that Russian mail-order bride consolidation play?
Person B - Ya, we raise $100 Million to acquire the top 20 online platforms. We will own over 90% of the market in the next two years!
Person B - Ya, we raise $100 Million to acquire the top 20 online platforms. We will own over 90% of the market in the next two years!
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I was daddy probing this girl at the bar and found out she grew up with her mom and sister. I think she's looking for some validation from a positive male role model.
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