12 definition by iMonkeyBIZ

Top Definition
This is what a man is willing to say (or do) in order to get his dick sucked.
Girlfriend - Hey baby, I'm excited to see you when I get back in town. Could you clean up the house before I get home?
Boyfriend - Whatever you want. As long as I get a blowjob.
by iMonkeyBIZ February 09, 2020

Mug icon
Buy a Whatever You Want mug!
A tampon that is filled with THC and CBD distillate and diffuses over hours. This has been proven to reduce inflammation, PMS, and other symptoms of periods.
When I use a tingling tampon, my periods are much lighter and my vagina feels great!
by iMonkeyBIZ February 09, 2020

Mug icon
Buy a Tingling Tampon mug!
Usually performed by a guy who is talking to a girl at the bar and trying to assess how deep her daddy issues go. This will help the gentleman assess the ratio between the level of daddy issues and the quality of the blowjob.
I was daddy probing this girl at the bar and found out she grew up with her mom and sister. I think she's looking for some validation from a positive male role model.
by iMonkeyBIZ February 09, 2020

Mug icon
Buy a Daddy Probing mug!
Refers to a situation upon which there is a statistically binary outcome in the opportunity to have sex with an attractive married woman.
Person A - How do I know if there's a fifty percent chance I fuck your wife?
Person B - It's cool with me as long as it's cool with her and I'm allowed to watch!
by iMonkeyBIZ February 09, 2020

Mug icon
Buy a fifty percent chance I fuck your wife mug!
A ruling party within a country that enforces strict obedience and allegiance to authority at the expense of personal freedom (as seen in Iran, Syria, North Korea, Russia, China, and sometimes, America).
Person 1 - Hey what are the most up and coming authoritarian regimes?
Person 2 - The Trump administration is rising the ranks quickly. Let's see if they can compete with North Korea and Syria.
via giphy
by iMonkeyBIZ February 09, 2020

Mug icon
Buy a Authoritarian Regime mug!
A boring room full of submissive beta males who don't know how to take control of their social environment. A low tier sausage fest.
Person 1 - let's get out of here man, it's Cuck City.
Person 2 - Ya let's hit the strip club. It's a sausage fest in this bar.
via giphy
by iMonkeyBIZ February 09, 2020

Mug icon
Buy a Cuck City mug!
A man who shares wisdom as a mentor to others who need guidance.
Without having a positive male role model, people will seek validation from powerful male figures throughout their lives and never know why.
by iMonkeyBIZ February 09, 2020

Mug icon
Buy a Positive Male Role Model mug!