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An add-on feature that removes overweight women from the feeds men who use dating apps. The program cross-references a database of more than 1 billion pictures of different women's silhouettes in real-time to remove any profiles outside of your parameters.
Person 1 - Have you downloaded that Fat Chick Machine Learning algorithm yet?
Person 2 - Ya man! 80% of my swipes are on dime pieces. My ratios are through the roof.
Person 2 - Ya man! 80% of my swipes are on dime pieces. My ratios are through the roof.
by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020
Get the Fat Chick Machine Learningmug. A tampon that is filled with THC and CBD distillate and diffuses over hours. This has been proven to reduce inflammation, PMS, and other symptoms of periods.
by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020
Get the Tingling Tamponmug. Recent studies show that after leaving your 9-5, the most optimal way to spend your evening is eating Chipotle and getting a blowjob. This is statistically shown to increase levels of serotonin, endorphins, dopamine, and oxytocin.
Person 1 - Hey man, are you executing the optimized weekday after-work game plan?
Person 2 - Of course brother. I'm picking up 2 orders of chipotle at 6. Girlfriend is coming over at 6:30!
Person 2 - Of course brother. I'm picking up 2 orders of chipotle at 6. Girlfriend is coming over at 6:30!
by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020
Get the Optimized weekday after-work game planmug. Girlfriend - Hey baby, I'm excited to see you when I get back in town. Could you clean up the house before I get home?
Boyfriend - Whatever you want. As long as I get a blowjob.
Boyfriend - Whatever you want. As long as I get a blowjob.
by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020
Get the Whatever You Wantmug. This occurs when men go into their dating apps and change all of their settings to ONLY target Asian women. This will allow the male to acquire Asians at scale and set up multiple dating opportunities in a short period of time.
This strategy works best when it is executed by a white male over 6 feet tall in a large metropolitan area.
This strategy works best when it is executed by a white male over 6 feet tall in a large metropolitan area.
Person 1 - Hey man I'm working on a Geo-Targeted Asian Sex Consolidation. I'm hoping for good results.
Person 2 - Dude we're in San Francisco - there are Asians everywhere! You are going to clean up!
Person 2 - Dude we're in San Francisco - there are Asians everywhere! You are going to clean up!
by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020
Get the Geo-Targeted Asian Sex Consolidationmug. A boring room full of submissive beta males who don't know how to take control of their social environment. A low tier sausage fest.
Person 1 - let's get out of here man, it's Cuck City.
Person 2 - Ya let's hit the strip club. It's a sausage fest in this bar.
Person 2 - Ya let's hit the strip club. It's a sausage fest in this bar.
by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020
Get the Cuck Citymug. Refers to a situation upon which there is a statistically binary outcome in the opportunity to have sex with an attractive married woman.
Person A - How do I know if there's a fifty percent chance I fuck your wife?
Person B - It's cool with me as long as it's cool with her and I'm allowed to watch!
Person B - It's cool with me as long as it's cool with her and I'm allowed to watch!
by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020
Get the fifty percent chance I fuck your wifemug.