Velscrot 

A condition of the male ball sack aka scrot or scrotum whereby it clings to the inner thighs, possibly even portions of the taint, like Velcro due to excessive sweat and moisture.

After a long day of yard work, Carl had the worst case of Velscrot when he finally stopped to drink a cold beer.

Velscrot by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015

velcrotard 

Velcrotard (vel-crow-tard) - noun:

1] Someone that is intellectually inept; slow; stupid. An insinuation that someone is so stupid they cannot learn to tie their own shoes.

Person A: Hey, did you hear Brandon got caught with a 15 year old?

Person B: Really? Somehow I'm not surprised. He's pretty fucking stupid sometimes.

Person A: Yeah man, he's a real velcrotard.

velcrotard by JayrAir October 15, 2010

Velcrotch 

A sexually-transmitted condition that occurs during coitus and cures itself immediately upon separation of the pubic areas.

This condition is caused by the rough shaven pubic hair of one partner becoming entangled in the curly unshaven pubic hair of the other partner. As the name suggests, it would create a velcro-like fastening of the 2 crotch areas, requiring a substantial force to separate them.

Symptoms include: decreased ability to retract, loud ripping sounds from the genital area, and hair loss.

Johnny's bushy-haired girlfriend is walking funny today because he gave her velcrotch last night. It ripped the muff clean off her.

Velcrotch by 1nv3rt1g0 November 28, 2010

Velcrotic

Of or pertaining to velcro.

The way Mike's pants were sticking to his leg was velcrotic.

Velcrotic by Andrew Kirkpatrick April 27, 2004

velscrode 

A dudes scrodum that becomes hot or sweaty and he needs to pull it away from either of his inner thighs. Sometimes it can be as sticky as velcro. Combine the 2 words and you get velscrode.

Hold on let me adjust my velscrode.

You are such a velscrode face.

velscrode by frknrkn May 15, 2010

Velcrotch 

the entanglement of hairs in the area between the thighs and scrotum of the male human, requiring a swipe of a finger to rip the two apart before further natting causes pain.

Lance took pleasure in the pain when digging through his velcrotch to get a whiff of fromunda.

Velcrotch by L.B. April 17, 2006

velcrotch 

An irritating chafing of the inner thighs. Usually caused by swimming in salt water, or by severe ass sweat.

"What are you, bowlegged!? Hurry up you fat bastard."
"I can't, I've got some bad velcrotch.
Got any cornstarch?"

velcrotch by Anthony Orifice August 26, 2004