velscrode

A dudes scrodum that becomes hot or sweaty and he needs to pull it away from either of his inner thighs. Sometimes it can be as sticky as velcro. Combine the 2 words and you get velscrode.

Hold on let me adjust my velscrode.

You are such a velscrode face.

by frknrkn May 15, 2010

Velscrot

A condition of the male ball sack aka scrot or scrotum whereby it clings to the inner thighs, possibly even portions of the taint, like Velcro due to excessive sweat and moisture.

After a long day of yard work, Carl had the worst case of Velscrot when he finally stopped to drink a cold beer.

by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015

Velcrohead

A derogatory term used to refer to blacks. Velcrohead is derived from the nappy hair many blacks have.

Look at those little velcroheads munching on their poormet cuisine.

by evenplay August 24, 2008

velcroed

when you scrape your skin on velcro creating large scratch patch.

i just got velcroed on his shoes!

by guccigirl September 1, 2005

velcrosex

When two partners are about to get intimite a.k.a. canoodle and both have extremly lage amounts of pubic hair. so much that it sticks to one another

man me and sally just had the kinkiest velcrosex

or

i hate velcrosex, makes my dick hole chafe

by Dylan Bartlett February 26, 2008

velcroed

to get one's moustache inextricably entwined in one's partner's bearded oyster hair

mr & mrs pavarotti had become so firmly velcroed he could not sing at vinny's barmistva. instead they got coldplay

by theWestHamfan November 12, 2003

velcroesque

1. a hanger-on who seeks advantage or gain.
sort of like a leech.

That dude was so velcroesque I could not shake him off me.

by ink_lab January 18, 2011