Vaso 

vaso won't shut up about the karen jokes, that's all she talks about now. big dick? yes. big brain? no.

leah: hi vaso want to roleplay as karen and linda again?
vaso: uh yeah, i'm a vaso

Vaso by crazyfurpiss November 9, 2019

VASO ASS

A kid who likes to shove vasoline up there fat ass hole after surfing for to long and gets his mum to rub it in for him.

Kid: “Mum help me spread my VASO ASS”

Mum: “sure baby boy your ass is so cute”

Kid: “thanks mum”

VASO ASS by Hillybillylicker October 10, 2020

vasocongestion

The swelling of the testicles and the back up of blood withing the scrotu caused by a back up due to lack of orgasm.

The blue tint of the scrotum is caused by the blood in the scrotum lacking oxygen. Hince the misleading term "Blue Balls". The testicles do swell up 50 percent of the size. Pain is similar to being kicked in the testicles.

When vasocongestion "Blue Balls" happened to Hue G. Rection, testicles increased 50% in size and oxygenless blood filled the scrotum. Leaving him in a dull pain similar to being kicked in the testicles.

vasocongestion by DagoVirtuoso September 29, 2005

reply-vasocongestion 

Clinical term for message board blue balls, specifically when someone starts a thread and that thread is locked for whatever reason, before you can follow up with a brilliant reply and/or the joke's punchline.

Eeth's thread failure gave me horrible reply-vasocongestion pains...I spent 15 mintues photoshopping an image for him but his crappy thread got locked before I could post it.

reply-vasocongestion by Seb-X April 4, 2008

vasoline smile 

An artificial smile that resembles the forced smiles of beauty pageant contestants. Women entered in these contests will put vasoline on their teeth to keep their lips from sticking to their teeth when they smile.

The Miss America contestants flashed their best vasoline smiles at the judges as they walked by.

vasoline smile by Hackermom July 24, 2008

Vasoline 

A song by the Stone Temple Pilots.

Joe: I listened to Vasoline last night while I jacked off with Vaseline.

Vasoline by STPlover January 11, 2010

Vason 

1.) synonym for butt sex
2.) a flamboyant gay person

3.) a homosexual living in California

You see the vason parade in San Fran?

Vason by Friskybullet July 10, 2010