Vasoline

Joe: I listened to Vasoline last night while I jacked off with Vaseline.
by STPlover January 11, 2010
mugGet the Vasolinemug.

vasoline

Makes the rubbin'and slidin' nice and easy... to get out every last drop o' dat sweet o nutta butta
Hey Billy, I use vasoline when I shank your mommy
by shebba April 29, 2003
mugGet the vasolinemug.

vasoline

vasoline makes my boobies all slippery
by Adam Geier March 30, 2004
mugGet the vasolinemug.

vasoline smile

An artificial smile that resembles the forced smiles of beauty pageant contestants. Women entered in these contests will put vasoline on their teeth to keep their lips from sticking to their teeth when they smile.
The Miss America contestants flashed their best vasoline smiles at the judges as they walked by.
by Hackermom July 24, 2008
mugGet the vasoline smilemug.