Jacked Off

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When the protagonist of the TV series 24, Jack Bauer, kills someone who had a name in the show.

Ha, I'm so happy that wench Dana Walsh antagonist got Jacked Off

Jacked Off by ThatGuyWithTheHook May 4, 2010

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jacked off

when a guy is really hard over a girl and is leaking sperm

he was so jacked off his pants were soaked and you could seehis dick

jacked off by lol December 3, 2003

jacked off

Very annoyed, pissed off, pissed (US).

Man, I was jacked off by that guy's attitude.

jacked off by Cool4Katz April 10, 2022

Jacked Off

Annoyed, Aussie slang

I'm jacked off that David told everyone he loved me, when in fact he was rooting someone else.

Jacked Off by Gilba May 6, 2022

half jacked-off

a synonym for half-assed, half baked, et al. Usually used to render scorn on a famous person/celebrity who, for all their glitter, charisma and talent really puts forth a miserable effort in said situation.

Ben Affleck's cinematic efforts of late have been generally of the half jacked-off variety.

half jacked-off by Virgin Suicides June 16, 2017

hotter than a jacked off mountain lion on a hot tin roof

So extremely pissed off that your face turns red, smoke comes out of your ears and you go almost insane

Dave: Hey John what happened?
John: Bill took the last can of soup out of the cupboard.
Dave: That sucks.
John: Yeah, I was hotter than a jacked off mountain lion on a hot tin roof

hotter than a jacked off mountain lion on a hot tin roof by 1 redneck15 March 11, 2011

stirred not jacked off

To stir the cocktail, not vigourously shake in a cocktail shaker.

Bartender, make my Manhatten stirred not jacked off!

stirred not jacked off by Sambista March 25, 2009

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026