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linda is an amazing friend, she never studies for tests but somehow gets 100. if you find a Linda never let her go ( and give her food)
hey, where did your food go?
linda probably ate it
OH LINDA!!!
by sarcastic amazing person January 03, 2019
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A term coined by Terrson to represent a form of Jenga where one removes an article of clothing whenever the tower falls.
It was a fearsome sight indeed after the tower fell for the last time, after that, strip jenga was forever banned in the lounge.

<Terrson> My name shall not go down in history as the guy who codified Strip Jenga.
Guess again, Terrson.
by OmniBot August 05, 2008
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Absolutely gorgeous & stunning her beauty will never be matched. Beautiful inside and out. She is intelligent, strong, kind & witty. She has the most amazing hair & her smile will light up a room at thousand watts. She's fun to be around. Her best quality is that she wants to make you happy. She'll have you laughing until you cry. The nature of her soul which runs deep means that your secret is always safe with her - she'll never tell another soul. Easy to get on with you'll instantly have a deep connection. She's your soul mate for life. The light of anyone's life you'll be blessed to know her. Linda is honest, open, truthful, the most beautiful, gregarious person you'll be truly blessed to know. Never let Linda go or loose her from your life. Keep her close, protect her beautiful nature, kind heart. Wrap her up safe in your arms. Love her & she will more than reward you. She'll enchant you in every way possible. It will break your heart to see her sad that all you will want to do is make her happy. Love her, protect her beauty, the joy & happiness she brings, that mega watt smile. Her dirty laugh, teasing & wild nature will send sparks through your entire body. She's dirty in bed. Sing to her, dance & she will sing & dance with you. She has many loyal devoted friends. Life is for living. She is like a lioness who will protect those that she loves. Never let her down and never let her go. Linda is truly one in a million that you will never ever encounter again in your life.
Man - hey mate your punching above your weight with Linda. What's it like to be with her.
Me - I wake up every day smiling. She fills my head and heart with happiness. I want to marry her and keep her by my side . I will never let her go.
by Hunkydirtymalemakesusmile October 20, 2017
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Linda means cute girl in Spanish or Italian.

Most Linda's are quiet. But loud around her friends. She is the best friend you'll ever meet. She's VERY trustworthy and honest. And most of the time gives people a second chance. Linda's Are sometimes really short. ;)

Linda's are very very smart. Linda's can be your BEST FRIEND And someone you can tell anything to. But if you piss her off enough she may be your worst enemy. Linda's usually love dogs, & the colour red. Linda's couldn't care less about shit people say about them and once you meet a Linda you should never let her go. Because sometime in your life. You're really going to need her.
person 1 - Have you met a Linda yet?

person 2 - Yea. And Im never letting her go.
by Hi_I_Love_Tacos_Biotch. November 30, 2011
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A beautiful, sweet, sexy girl. Shes more then meets the eye. Shes sweet but tough when she needs to be. The perfect creation of a women. Shes loyal, caring, and funny. She loves to help others, and has the kinda personality that people find so refreshing! Shes like a fresh breath of air. If you find a Linda consider yourself truly blessed, and never let her get away.
That girl Linda is a keeper, a dime piece, a perfect 10!
by Esachica April 30, 2012
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Someone really amazing with a beautiful personality.
She'll make you feel alive just by being with her and if you're lucky enough to encounter a Linda, tell her how you feel and don't miss out on the opportunity to be with a Linda! She'll soon be everything you wanted.
Guy 1: "Why didn't I tell Linda how I felt about her back in high school? We could have had the perfect life together. Instead, she's with that other guy now. I totally blew it, didn't I?"
Guy 2: "Yeah... not going to lie to you, buddy, but you should've told Linda how you felt when you had the chance back then."
by hey979 March 17, 2010
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