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Vasobo

"Damn, that bitch has got one hell of a vasobo!!!, dont choke on that thing!"

"I was starting to go down on this girl and almost choked on her vasobo"
by Somersseedz November 15, 2011
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vasocongestion

The swelling of the testicles and the back up of blood withing the scrotu caused by a back up due to lack of orgasm.

The blue tint of the scrotum is caused by the blood in the scrotum lacking oxygen. Hince the misleading term "Blue Balls". The testicles do swell up 50 percent of the size. Pain is similar to being kicked in the testicles.
When vasocongestion "Blue Balls" happened to Hue G. Rection, testicles increased 50% in size and oxygenless blood filled the scrotum. Leaving him in a dull pain similar to being kicked in the testicles.
by DagoVirtuoso September 29, 2005
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reply-vasocongestion

Clinical term for message board blue balls, specifically when someone starts a thread and that thread is locked for whatever reason, before you can follow up with a brilliant reply and/or the joke's punchline.
Eeth's thread failure gave me horrible reply-vasocongestion pains...I spent 15 mintues photoshopping an image for him but his crappy thread got locked before I could post it.
by Seb-X April 4, 2008
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Vagobond

One without clear means of income who is both honest and moving from place to place.

Vago from the Spanish for lazy
Vago from the Italian for not clear
Vago from the French for on the way
Bond meaning a tie, an honest word, or a contract
Bond meaning a debt instrument
Bond meaning something that binds a person or persons to a certain circumstance or line of behavior

Vagobond - one who is both lazy and honorable, without clear motives, constantly moving, probably in debt, and bound to that way of life .
The vagobond only hopped trains when he didn't have money for a ticket.
by R.W. Jackson July 8, 2010
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Vasobagel Response

A vasobagel response, episode, or attack is when a person passes out after consuming too many bagels
My friend brought over 2 dozen bagels this morning and I tried to limit myself to 1 or 2, but next thing I know I am on the couch and my friend is shaking me awake from a vasobagel response
by otter2388 September 18, 2012
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vasocongestion

I came down with a bad case of vasocongestion when I didn't achieve an orgasm.
by Robby H. July 19, 2005
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Vasodomy

For some time Vasodomy has remained an obscure word known only to those who practice it. As the most prevalent practitioners are arrogant bald men with a control complex, it is indeed quite amazing that half the male population does not already know it.

Vasodomy is the act of a bald man, upon placing butter (margarine will suffice if you're health conscious) onto his scalp, using his lubed up head to anally penetrate another person. Some believe that the term arose from the little known Norwegian god Va, who was the god of baldness and sexual prowess.

Vasodomy is not necessarily the reserve of men, some women, Gail Porter for example, have the tools for the job.

It has been suggested that the true aim of Vasodomy is for the victim (the vasodomised) to be penetrated so hard by the attacker (the vasodomiser) that he has no choice but to cough up his own testicles.
'No I better stay in and get my Physics homework done tonight, if I don't Mr V will totally Vasodomise me sans lube.'

'I don't know what it is about sitting in Church but I always get antsy for some Vasodomy.'
by El Grando Toro January 5, 2009
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