For some time Vasodomy has remained an obscure word known only to those who practice it. As the most prevalent practitioners are arrogant bald men with a control complex, it is
indeed quite amazing that half the male population does not already know it.
Vasodomy is the act of a bald
man, upon placing butter (margarine will suffice if you'
re health conscious) onto his scalp, using his lubed up head to anally penetrate another
person. Some believe that the term arose from the little known Norwegian
god Va, who was the
god of baldness and sexual prowess.
Vasodomy is not necessarily the reserve of men, some women, Gail Porter for example, have the tools for the job.
It has been suggested that the true aim of Vasodomy is for the victim (the vasodomised) to be penetrated so hard by the attacker (the vasodomiser) that he has no
choice but to cough up his own testicles.
'No I better stay in and get my Physics homework
done tonight, if I don't Mr V will totally Vasodomise me sans
lube.'
'I don't know what it is about sitting in Church but I
always get antsy for some Vasodomy.'
