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vasocongestion

The swelling of the testicles and the back up of blood withing the scrotu caused by a back up due to lack of orgasm.

The blue tint of the scrotum is caused by the blood in the scrotum lacking oxygen. Hince the misleading term "Blue Balls". The testicles do swell up 50 percent of the size. Pain is similar to being kicked in the testicles.
When vasocongestion "Blue Balls" happened to Hue G. Rection, testicles increased 50% in size and oxygenless blood filled the scrotum. Leaving him in a dull pain similar to being kicked in the testicles.
vasocongestion by DagoVirtuoso September 29, 2005
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vasocongestion

Also known as blue balls.
I came down with a bad case of vasocongestion when I didn't achieve an orgasm.
vasocongestion by Robby H. July 19, 2005

reply-vasocongestion 

Clinical term for message board blue balls, specifically when someone starts a thread and that thread is locked for whatever reason, before you can follow up with a brilliant reply and/or the joke's punchline.
Eeth's thread failure gave me horrible reply-vasocongestion pains...I spent 15 mintues photoshopping an image for him but his crappy thread got locked before I could post it.
reply-vasocongestion by Seb-X April 4, 2008

vascocongestion 

The official word for Blue Balls
Smart guy: Damn, that girl gave me vascocongestion.
Stupid Guy: Huh?
Smart Guy: its Blue Balls you dumb fuck
vascocongestion by Brandon Winkler January 13, 2005
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
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Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
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