The world's most effective antidepressant. Unfortunately only seems to work well for males.
Last night I was depressed, but half a container of vaseline and I felt fine!
by Styxhexenhammer August 29, 2009
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Vaseline is a lubricant for masturbation.
Vaseline is a lubriant for masturbation.
by Flared January 05, 2007
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The wonderful petroleum jelly that peeps love to use for their crusty dusty knees or grodi lil lips.
Ayy Malika, boi you need some vaseline for them ashy knees.
by VaselineenilesaV January 09, 2019
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1. n: Lubricant, used to make your teeth shiny and gums or lips healthy.
2. v: To rub someone the wrong way.
3. n: Great addition to toast.
4. n: Other lubricant uses, others on the site got to explain that already.
5. n/adj: A suave gent.
1. A vaseline smile is a tasty smile.
2. Bank Robberies have a way of vseline-ing innocent citizens, especially bankers.
3. Kathy: I'll give you toast if you take me shopping.
Terrance: No!
Kathy: The toast has a wonderful spread of vaseline.
Terrance: Get your jacket, I'll grab the toast.
4. Vaseline for jacking off is just "whack".
5. 'Terrance' mentioned above in Example 3 is quite vaseline-ish when it comes to his toast, dampened with vaseline.
by El Barto May 11, 2004
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The act of delivering honest personal assessment, without any soft peddling ; To deliver bad news directly and without sugar coating;usually with some measure of satisfaction;
"You know I'm your best friend so I'm going to give it to you with no Vaseline- you are an asshole" ; " I just found out about the bank account , and I'm going to give it to you with no Vaseline- we're broke". I got the results of your tests back, and here it is with no Vaseline -you failed"
by wstlngy July 13, 2009
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