Vasoline 

A song by the Stone Temple Pilots.

Joe: I listened to Vasoline last night while I jacked off with Vaseline.

Vasoline by STPlover January 11, 2010

vasoline 

Makes the rubbin'and slidin' nice and easy... to get out every last drop o' dat sweet o nutta butta

Hey Billy, I use vasoline when I shank your mommy

vasoline by shebba April 29, 2003

vasoline 

stuff that makes my boobies all slippery

vasoline makes my boobies all slippery

vasoline by Adam Geier March 30, 2004

vasoline smile 

An artificial smile that resembles the forced smiles of beauty pageant contestants. Women entered in these contests will put vasoline on their teeth to keep their lips from sticking to their teeth when they smile.

The Miss America contestants flashed their best vasoline smiles at the judges as they walked by.

vasoline smile by Hackermom July 24, 2008

Vaseline & Pepper 

Verb (slang) - To create a fake beard with the sole purpose of deceiving other individuals of one's age.

How are we going to get into the strip club, we're only 12 years old! Wait... I know! Let's Vaseline & Pepper tonight, that should throw off the bouncer.

Vaseline & Pepper by Richard Simmons 2000 August 11, 2010

No vaseline 

The act of delivering honest personal assessment, without any soft peddling ; To deliver bad news directly and without sugar coating;usually with some measure of satisfaction;

"You know I'm your best friend so I'm going to give it to you with no Vaseline- you are an asshole" ; " I just found out about the bank account , and I'm going to give it to you with no Vaseline- we're broke". I got the results of your tests back, and here it is with no Vaseline -you failed"

No vaseline by wstlngy July 13, 2009

No Vaseline 

A diss track made by Ice Cube aimed at his former band mates from N.W.A. and their manger, Jerry Heller. After shots where taken at him in the songs "100 Miles and Runnin'" "Real Niggaz" "A Message to B.A" and "Alwayz Into Somthin". The song samples the first 7 seconds, and the baseline of the 1970's song "Dazz" for its instrumental. Various lines from the song such as "You lookin' like straight bozos, I saw it comin', that's why I went solo" and "Get rid of that devil real simple, put a bullet in his temple!" has made this track, and "Hit Em' Up" by Tupac widely regarded as the best/strongest diss tracks.

"It ain't my fault, one nigga got smart, and they rippin' your asshole apart. By takin' your green, oh yeah, The Villain does get fucked with No Vaseline." - Ice Cube

No Vaseline by BlenderThatBlendsThings October 29, 2016