Vagiset

Lifting a wussy amount of weight at the gym

- That guy is only squating 45 pounds.
- Ah, he must be doing a vagiset.

by Special KS October 21, 2010

Vagibetes

Disease in which a dude is being a little bitch

Nic didn't want to go out for drinks with his brothers because he was suffering from a bad case of vagibetes.

by teamfunsome June 9, 2018

vagisation

vagisate - meaning to compensate with vagina.

I felt really bad for being rude to my man, so I offered him some vagisation.

I am going to vagisate Phil on Wednesday night to make up for crashing his truck.

by Sofi June 20, 2006

vagistink

when your face smells bad after eating out a dirty pussy

"dude, you smell like vagistink"

by fudda April 2, 2005

Vagistamp

To rub vegemite on ones vagina then press the lips onto someone's face making a stamp.

Laura Vagistamped Amber while she was passed out last night

by The Brown Hornet May 5, 2014

Vagistick

Using a lady's wet vagina as Chapstick if Chapstick is not available.

I had really dry lips this morning, luckily my girlfriend was horny so I used some Vagistick!

by Baron Von Whathisface March 18, 2014

Vagistocracy

Vagistocracy (Also: Legion of Vagistocracy) is the well structured hierarchical establishment comprised of Agents (Bias). Internal struggle for power and influence among the Bias is ongoing and, thus, members of the Legion must exhibit a healthy level of “Agentness” at all times in order to maintain their status. “Agentness” itself is a highly volatile and constantly varying state but recurring characteristics include an unnatural looking tan (possibly orange hue), unnatural looking dyed/bleached blond hair (or jet black; See: Dark Agent), and the presence of the brand of the Legion (See: Tramp Stamp). Agents will most often emit an aura of pretentiousness and higher ranking members will posses an intense bitchiness. When crossed, an Agent will manifest an extreme maliciousness that is highly dangerous when not countered with the appropriate defenses, the most notable of which involve numbers and logic.

Pete: The Vagistocracy is out in full force today, huh?
Tony: Yeah, check out that Dark Agent over there. She is so orange she looks like a fucking oompa loompa.

by Use Logic March 11, 2008