A semi edible dark brown paste. Traditionally used by Australians to disgust foriegners. Highly effective on North Americans.
by theeel February 21, 2008
An Australian paste commonly spread on bread or crackers.
It is browny-black in colour and made from yeast.
It has a salty and tangy taste that is almost inpossible to describe accurately.
It is browny-black in colour and made from yeast.
It has a salty and tangy taste that is almost inpossible to describe accurately.
by Megzie the Aussie : ) July 07, 2006
HOW TO USE VEGEMITE
spread THINLY on toast or bread, with or without butter.
if spread too thickly, vegemite is inedible, even for aussies.
spread THINLY on toast or bread, with or without butter.
if spread too thickly, vegemite is inedible, even for aussies.
by Bel April 30, 2005
an affectionate term used to describe a loved one. most commonly used in austriala and willimantic, ct.
by kdrrrgs February 18, 2008
it looks like petrolleum, tastes like crap, only eaten by australians, expats in other countries, and people who eat way too much crrap.
1) some autralian weirdo: have some vegemite, mate!
mo: no way. looks like petrolleum, tastes like crap.
2) ian: I'd rather drink coffee made from civet cat shit than to taste that crap (vegemite).
3) random tourist: let me have some of that vegemite!
*spreads some vegemite thinly on a piece of bread, then eats it*
*chokes, then vomits, then passes out.*
some australian: poor fella. I feel sorry for him. *starts eating vegemite, then proceeds to hum the "happy little vegemite" jingle.*
mo: no way. looks like petrolleum, tastes like crap.
2) ian: I'd rather drink coffee made from civet cat shit than to taste that crap (vegemite).
3) random tourist: let me have some of that vegemite!
*spreads some vegemite thinly on a piece of bread, then eats it*
*chokes, then vomits, then passes out.*
some australian: poor fella. I feel sorry for him. *starts eating vegemite, then proceeds to hum the "happy little vegemite" jingle.*
by Ian Lopez April 07, 2008
A somewhat annoying person bearable for only short amounts of time before they get on your nerves.
The expression comes the spread - vegemite which is potent and 'a little bit goes a long way'
The expression comes the spread - vegemite which is potent and 'a little bit goes a long way'
by Kraken October 21, 2005
A spread for toast made of vegetable extract. While it is extremely popular in Australia, it is reviled everywhere else. This aspect of vegemite is used for great humour by we Australians, as a single smear of it will reduce a non-Australian to a quivering jelly, similar to a veteran of 'Nam.
To make a vegemite sandwich, you must toast two slices of bread, and then butter it. You must then add just the right amount of spread, I find that half-a-teaspoon per slice works perfectly. Press the two slices together, and eat. Then, depending on nationality, you will proceed to the local pub or to the ER.
Some leading scientists theorise that we Australians can digest vegemite do to our stomachs and tongues being lined with a natural Kevlar, strengthened by years of swearing, drinking and licking kangaroos.
To make a vegemite sandwich, you must toast two slices of bread, and then butter it. You must then add just the right amount of spread, I find that half-a-teaspoon per slice works perfectly. Press the two slices together, and eat. Then, depending on nationality, you will proceed to the local pub or to the ER.
Some leading scientists theorise that we Australians can digest vegemite do to our stomachs and tongues being lined with a natural Kevlar, strengthened by years of swearing, drinking and licking kangaroos.
Robert: Hey, you wanna try a Vegemite sandwich?
Johann: Okay, I've never had one before.
Robert (prepares sandwich) here you go.
(Johann eats it, then coughs up own appendix)
Robert: Wussy.
Johann: Okay, I've never had one before.
Robert (prepares sandwich) here you go.
(Johann eats it, then coughs up own appendix)
Robert: Wussy.
by Marvelator September 19, 2013