Vagistick

Using a lady's wet vagina as Chapstick if Chapstick is not available.

I had really dry lips this morning, luckily my girlfriend was horny so I used some Vagistick!

by Baron Von Whathisface March 18, 2014

vagestic

Of, relating to, or resembling a vagina, esp. in the arts. Cf. phallic.

Many of Georgia O'Keeffe's abstract paintings appear vagestic, such as Grey Line With Black, Blue And Yellow (1923).

The poem contains vagestic images.

The Crain Communications Building in Chicago is an example of 20th-century vagestic architecture.

by ENG140 November 9, 2013

vagapstick

Used for when your vagina lips become dry or cracked, also when they are chapped. Moistens, softens, and repairs damaged vagina lips. Found in the same stick you would find chapstick. Very similar to chapstick aside from the fact that it is used on your vagina.

Girl my vagina lips are a little dry can you get me some vagapstick?

by bigmac102295 November 5, 2010

vagistink

when your face smells bad after eating out a dirty pussy

"dude, you smell like vagistink"

by fudda April 2, 2005

vagesticle

A vagina with a testicle

I just found out Suzie has a fucking vagesticle when i tried to hit that i thought i had three nuts...

by Durndell November 6, 2007

Vagistocracy

Vagistocracy (Also: Legion of Vagistocracy) is the well structured hierarchical establishment comprised of Agents (Bias). Internal struggle for power and influence among the Bias is ongoing and, thus, members of the Legion must exhibit a healthy level of “Agentness” at all times in order to maintain their status. “Agentness” itself is a highly volatile and constantly varying state but recurring characteristics include an unnatural looking tan (possibly orange hue), unnatural looking dyed/bleached blond hair (or jet black; See: Dark Agent), and the presence of the brand of the Legion (See: Tramp Stamp). Agents will most often emit an aura of pretentiousness and higher ranking members will posses an intense bitchiness. When crossed, an Agent will manifest an extreme maliciousness that is highly dangerous when not countered with the appropriate defenses, the most notable of which involve numbers and logic.

Pete: The Vagistocracy is out in full force today, huh?
Tony: Yeah, check out that Dark Agent over there. She is so orange she looks like a fucking oompa loompa.

by Use Logic March 11, 2008

vagesticles

A pair, or singe testicle(s) hanging from somewhere in a womens vagina.

Ms.Coles had vagesticles implanted last week.

by Colin W. July 21, 2007