Vagistamp

To rub vegemite on ones vagina then press the lips onto someone's face making a stamp.

Laura Vagistamped Amber while she was passed out last night

by The Brown Hornet May 5, 2014

vagitamin

1. Daily supplement to a pansy-ass man's diet.
2. What makes dudes bitches.

You need to lay off the vagitamins and grow a pair, Peter.

by Alkire January 11, 2009

Vagitamins

n. pl. va·gi·ta·mins (-n)

1) A substance/drug or nutrient that can cause, influence or otherwise induce stereotypical female behavior.

2) Any drug or medication taken purposefully to either prevent negative side-effects of the female menstrual cycle, or to act as a contraceptive.

The doctors prognosis was that eating too many salads, tofu, and lowfat yogurt can cause an unhealthy imbalance of vagitamins.

There are two solutions to your bitch girlfriend. Make sure she takes her monthly vagitamins (midol, tylenol), and shaking her really hard.

by Jared Keller June 24, 2004

Invading Vagistan

Having sexual intercourse

- What did you do yesterday night? You missed the party!
- I was at the party! But I met this girl and we went back to her place!
- Oh, so you were invading Vagistan all night?
- Yes, sir!

by VagistanInvader January 24, 2013

Vagistank

An odor originating in the vagina. It is also the reason they make commercials for Vagisil featuring lobster, skunk, blowfish and porcupines. They are implying that there is a stinky vagina involved.

" Damn that vagistank is bad! Please don't expect me to eat it until you treat it" (with Vagisil, that is).

by BaJinxy August 21, 2007

spinning vagislam

When a female leaps from above in a spiral-like manner and performs a vagislam on ones face angrily.

When Timmy was out playing one night with his friends and ignored his mothers calls for supper, needless to say mother became quite perturbed and instead of being served a warm nourishing meal when he arrived home he was served a hostile plate of spinning vagislam from the roof of his two story suburban home from a mother who was less than pleased.

by kurt and jim December 18, 2007

Vaishampayan

The liquid inside a glow stick.

Tom: dude my jacket is covered with Vaishampayan from last night's rave party.
Brent: I knowww man mine too.

by asdfman11111 November 8, 2010