vagiseal 

Any tool/device/words used to close the mouth of a woman with a foul or bitchy attitude. To be used in emergency situations only, such as an immediate but temporary cure for vagitude. Caution: the repercussions of vagiseal use may be harmful to the gentleman employing such closure tactics.

My g/f was going on and on about how we never go out, how we never have serious conversations, how I spend too much time with the guys, blah, blah, blah... I could not stand it any longer, so I gave her a dose of vagiseal! That shut up the bitch!

vagiseal by JMSMD January 26, 2008

Vagiseal 

A silicon-based compound for creating a good mounting seal when attaching muscle to fleshy tissue. Clean boff areas thoroughly with alcohol before applying. Replace cap after use.

Typically comes in a 3 or 6 oz tube.

Honey hand my that tube of vagiseal please

Vagiseal by v. michael January 8, 2020

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004