vagiseal 

Any tool/device/words used to close the mouth of a woman with a foul or bitchy attitude. To be used in emergency situations only, such as an immediate but temporary cure for vagitude. Caution: the repercussions of vagiseal use may be harmful to the gentleman employing such closure tactics.

My g/f was going on and on about how we never go out, how we never have serious conversations, how I spend too much time with the guys, blah, blah, blah... I could not stand it any longer, so I gave her a dose of vagiseal! That shut up the bitch!

vagiseal by JMSMD January 26, 2008

Vagiseal 

A silicon-based compound for creating a good mounting seal when attaching muscle to fleshy tissue. Clean boff areas thoroughly with alcohol before applying. Replace cap after use.

Typically comes in a 3 or 6 oz tube.

Honey hand my that tube of vagiseal please

Vagiseal by v. michael January 8, 2020